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I've heard that if you've had a vasectomy and your wife/GF gets pregnant, that you should at least be tested before you kick her ass to the curb.... :db:

 

Have a hard talk and if she insists, DNA check that precious little package. Nothing is 100%, and tests after the fact might be statistically but not individually correct. 

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that's sofa king wrong

FYI, A vasectomy does not prevent pregnancies, It just changes the color of the baby

What if your wife's boyfriend likes banging your wife while she is washing the dishes....?

Sonny

I would like to have the test-pilots' job with Smartress.  I would pay them well.

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Really is it not more comfortable and more romantic to sha-- her in the bed.

 

No it isn't....my back is fecked.

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No it isn't....my back is fecked.

What you need is a memory foam mattress it sorted me out.Have one of those wrist bands that tell you how far you have walked sleep patterns, blood pressure but what i like is the amount of deep sleep i have with my memory foam mattress. :wheel:

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I've heard that if you've had a vasectomy and your wife/GF gets pregnant, that you should at least be tested before you kick her ass to the curb.... :db:

I have been tested twice since my vasectomy, and both times there were zero sperm cells.

 

Precision Testing near Fuente can do the test.

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jtmwatchbiz

I have been tested twice since my vasectomy, and both times there were zero sperm cells.

 

 

thanks for sharing.  why...just the other nite as i was watching TV my mind was interrupted with the thought  " gee does that guy Don have any sperm cells?".  :)

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Cipro

I have been tested twice since my vasectomy, and both times there were zero sperm cells.

 

Statistically great but still, takes one tiny soldier.

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jtmwatchbiz

Statistically great but still, takes one tiny soldier.

 

 

actually it takes getting lucky in the first place so my chances are slim in both scenarios.

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Statistically great but still, takes one tiny soldier.

None of the 4 were actually pregnant, they either wanted money, or they were "testing" me.

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I got a vasectomy about 15 years ago. Since then 4 different Filipinas have tried to tell me that they got pregnant by me.

FYI, A vasectomy does not prevent pregnancies, It just changes the color of the baby :idontknow:

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Skywalker

Can that clever mattress tell the server when a Cleveland Steamer has been deposited?

 

We need to be told.

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Can that clever mattress tell the server when a Cleveland Steamer has been deposited?

 

We need to be told.

i have no idea what a Cleveland Steamer is but i am sure you are about to enlighten me,

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Can that clever mattress tell the server when a Cleveland Steamer has been deposited?

 

We need to be told.

Skywalker...I just googled that cuz I had no idea what you were referring to. Damn...I would want to be told :crazy:

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