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Adolf Hitler really did have only one ball, according to new medical report Long-lost medical documents from Hitler's examination by a prison doctor when he was jailed after the failed Munich beer hall putsch reveal he had an undescended testicle, confirming the old song
 

Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun, 1943 Photo: Getty Images
 

By Justin Huggler in Berlin

7:27PM GMT 18 Dec 2015

 

It appears the notorious Second World War song may have been right all along. New evidence has emerged that Adolf Hitler may have suffered from an undescended testicle.

Ever since British soldiers started singing it to the tune of Colonel Bogey, debate has raged over whether there is any truth to the assertion that Hitler was missing a vital appendage.

Now a German historian claims to have discovered incontrovertible proof, in the form of medical records.

In 1923, Hitler was examined by a prison doctor after his arrest following the failure of his first attempt to seize power in the Munich Beer Hall Putsch.

The records of that examination clearly show that Hitler had an undescended testicle on the right side, according to Prof Peter Fleischmann of Erlangen-Nuremberg University.

On November 12, 1923, Hitler had to undergo the indignity of a medical examination on his arrival at Landsberg prison.

hitler-goering_3369036b.jpgNazi leader Adolf Hitler, left, with his second-in-command Hermann Göring

The records of that examination were long thought lost, until they surfaced at an auction in 2010.

They were promptly confiscated by the Bavarian government and have only now been properly studied.

Dr Josef Steiner Brin, the prison’s medical officer’s notes record “Adolf Hitler, artist, recently writer” as “healthy and strong” but suffering from “right-side cryptorchidism”.

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Cryptorchidism is when the testicle fails to descend properly.

“The testicle was probably stunted,” Prof Fleischman said.

The new findings appear to contradict claims that Hitler lost a testicle to a shrapnel injury in the First World War.

In an account that was only discovered in 2008, Franciszek Pawlar, a Polish priest and amateur historian, claimed a German army medic who treated Hitler after the incident told him about the injury.

They also appear to contradict the account of Hitler’s childhood doctor, Eduard Bloch, who told American interrogators in 1943 the Fuhrer’s genitals were “completely normal”.

In very rare cases, cryptorchidism can develop later in life.

A practising Jew, Dr Bloch stayed in Austria under Hitler’s personal protection until 1940, when he emigrated to the US.

The Soviet autopsy carried out on Hitler’s remains in the Fuhrerbunker after the fall of Berlin found that one testicle was completely missing — although, curiously, it recorded the left testicle as absent.

If Hitler did have an undescended testicle, it could explain why he had no children, as it is often linked to reduced fertility.

It would not necessarily have affected the Fuhrer’s sex life, as there is not generally a link to impotence.

The popular song emerged in 1939 and is thought to have been written by a publicist for the British Council, which was tasked with helping build propaganda that would damage the Nazis.

The commonly-recalled version is an adaptation of the original, which ran: "Göring has only got one ball, Hitler's [are] so very small, Himmler's so very similar, And Goebbels has no balls at all."

 

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Goetz1965

Being german myself I'm now really scared ... because Angela Merkel has NO Balls at all ....

Can germany get worse ... ?

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colemanlee

Being german myself I'm now really scared ... because Angela Merkel has NO Balls at all ....

Can germany get worse ... ?

Damn, then hopefully it wont be too much of a trauma to know Hitler is alive and well...living on a sheep farm in Argentina disguised as a midget gaucho transvestite...has to be true its on you tube... :ROFLMAO:

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Being german myself I'm now really scared ... because Angela Merkel has NO Balls at all ....

Can germany get worse ... ?

I wouldn't be too sure of that!!!!! Have you checked? :cool:

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Damn, then hopefully it wont be too much of a trauma to know Hitler is alive and well...living on a sheep farm in Argentina disguised as a midget gaucho transvestite...has to be true its on you tube... :ROFLMAO:

The latest rumor is Elvis was recently sighted in Manila!!! :cool:

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youngwillie

What would the odds be on all these bollock-affected guys meeting up at the same period of history?

Just think of the damage they would have done if everything had been correct downstairs.

Mein Gott!

:)

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