Attempted Theft in Manila

[smokey 22,069]

I Do Now, But my only fear is being hit on by a Clown  

why do you have huge feet ? clowns only go for girls with huge feet at least a size 20 shoe...

[jonjo 50]

Can you repeat this with a video camera ready to capture the action?

 

Comedy gold!

It would be on " Balls Channel " sky cable .

[contraman 29,042]

why do you have huge feet ? clowns only go for girls with huge feet at least a size 20 shoe...

Whew, That puts my mind at rest

[Tamed 376]

this is like the guy in Colon last week in the other thread, 3 guys surround him

 

anyway are you serious, this sounds more like a Mr bean in Philippines episode than real life, I can't imagine something so funny but serious at the same time?

 

You made 2 big mistakes, sitting in empty jeep near driver and picking up money. As soon as these guys surrounded you, you should have bailed with your taser in your hand. 

[mikewright 4,816]

     

 

_Beautiful!

[contraman 29,042]

 

 

anyway are you serious

Never been more serious in my life and have sore balls to boot.

Although it is a serious issue, I could not help to see the lighter side.

God only knows what those two old ladies were thinking

[Tamed 376]

hey well I'm glad you got away alive then. I travel in jeeps quite a bit but I might have to reconsider doing it so much with all these attacks lately.

[A_Simple_Man 6,800]

I guess that is why so many people hang off the end of the jeepney.  Looks dangerous but it seems like it is the safest place to be.

[Hy H 1,987]

 Happy to hear a happy ending to your experience. 

[contraman 29,042]

Happy to hear a happy ending to your experience.

Thanks, yes all is okay, just concerned about my early morning flight to Singapore then on to Melbourne.

May be a tad uncomfortable

Edited August 4, 2014 by contraman

[Cebudog 977]

I'm just too big to ride jeepneys.  I've tried but I wind up sitting with my head on my shoulder.  Not very comfortable.

[I <3 Cebu 553]

hahaha, crazy story tho, could have gone real sour

[SkyMan 26,673]

But did you get the p20???

[Paul 55,116]

If he didn't, he got at least Php 20 worth of electro-shock therapy. 

 

They have that sexual asphyxia thing some people enjoy. I wonder what they call this?

[+Salty Dog 78,824]

how about save your money for retirement so you can take a taxi when you get old and wear a dress that will confuse them even more

Get old! He is 76 according to his profile. I think thats pretty much ancient for a gorilla and getting up there for a human as well.