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http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/news/north-canterbury/9501653/Stunt-backfires-on-man-in-fishnets

 

 

Chainsaw-wielding man wearing fishnet stockings chased Mr Whippy van down street

 

 

A chainsaw-wielding man wearing fishnet stockings chased a Mr Whippy van down the street after a stag party got out of hand.

 
The stunt failed to amuse Mr Whippy, who feared for his safety and phoned police.
 
Officers responding to the "quite bizarre" incident in Rangiora about 9pm on Saturday were able to easily identify the offender and arrested him for disorderly behaviour.
 
After interviewing him at the police station they decided to release him with a pre-charge warning.
 
"I fully understand the fears of the complainant," Sergeant Colin Stewart said.
 
"[but] it was a drunken antic. We used common sense and saw it as that."
 
Stewart said the man, who is in his 20s, had reportedly emerged from a White St property, revved the chainsaw into life and held it above his head as the ice-cream van went by.
 
"He was shaking it and waving it," he said.
 
Mr Whippy "wasn't travelling at great speed - probably within the 4kmh limit" so the man made chase along the footpath - still holding the running chainsaw.
 
He abandoned the chainsaw before leaping into the van's passenger seat.
 
Stewart said the man was polite. He said hello to the driver before alighting.
 
Police were provided with a description of the offender, namely a man wearing black fishnet stockings.
 
"It made him reasonably easy to identify," Stewart said.
 
When officers made inquiries at the property, the man "put his hand up to it".
 
"He was apologetic. It was more a disorderly behaviour thing than a direct threat [to the driver]."
 
Stewart said the offence was alcohol-fuelled at the end of an unusually hot day.
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http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/news/north-canterbury/9501653/Stunt-backfires-on-man-in-fishnets

 

 

Chainsaw-wielding man wearing fishnet stockings chased Mr Whippy van down street

 

 

A chainsaw-wielding man wearing fishnet stockings chased a Mr Whippy van down the street after a stag party got out of hand.

 
The stunt failed to amuse Mr Whippy, who feared for his safety and phoned police.
 
Officers responding to the "quite bizarre" incident in Rangiora about 9pm on Saturday were able to easily identify the offender and arrested him for disorderly behaviour.
 
After interviewing him at the police station they decided to release him with a pre-charge warning.
 
"I fully understand the fears of the complainant," Sergeant Colin Stewart said.
 
"[but] it was a drunken antic. We used common sense and saw it as that."
 
Stewart said the man, who is in his 20s, had reportedly emerged from a White St property, revved the chainsaw into life and held it above his head as the ice-cream van went by.
 
"He was shaking it and waving it," he said.
 
Mr Whippy "wasn't travelling at great speed - probably within the 4kmh limit" so the man made chase along the footpath - still holding the running chainsaw.
 
He abandoned the chainsaw before leaping into the van's passenger seat.
 
Stewart said the man was polite. He said hello to the driver before alighting.
 
Police were provided with a description of the offender, namely a man wearing black fishnet stockings.
 
"It made him reasonably easy to identify," Stewart said.
 
When officers made inquiries at the property, the man "put his hand up to it".
 
"He was apologetic. It was more a disorderly behaviour thing than a direct threat [to the driver]."
 
Stewart said the offence was alcohol-fuelled at the end of an unusually hot day.

 

Crap, I always miss the fun party's !

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The report is obviously false as we all know Whippy is here on Cebu and  he is the one in pursuit not the other way around.

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Brucewayne

Are you trying to say there are more than one Whippy?

The heck with a zombie invasion, we had better start preparing for a Whippy infestation!

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The report is obviously false as we all know Whippy is here on Cebu and  he is the one in pursuit not the other way around.

 

Judging the fact that they said it was an exceptionally hot day when it happened...and considering that it is anything but hot during December in England...I would say that this happened last summer when Whippy was still in England selling his wares. I had no idea, though, that Paul would travel all the way to England just to scare Whippy.

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I had no idea, though, that Paul would travel all the way to England just to scare Whippy.

 

Trust me. I wouldn't. EVER. 

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. I had no idea, though, that Paul would travel all the way to England just to scare Whippy.

 

maybe was for them fishnets? 

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maybe was for them fishnets? 

he's got the legs for em

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.and considering that it is anything but hot during December in England

 

incident in Rangiora about

 

Sorry wrong side of the world.

Rangiora is a small rural town in the South Island of New Zealand.

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Sorry wrong side of the world.

Rangiora is a small rural town in the South Island of New Zealand.

 

What is that all about? Is Whippy shooting for world domination?

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Great, now they're going to start a Where's Whippy game.

 

Just follow the trail of 1/2 rotten onions       :)

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CebuKano

Sorry wrong side of the world.

Rangiora is a small rural town in the South Island of New Zealand.

Hmmm. Maybe Whippy can sue for copyright violations .. Seeing as how both regions are under the Crown? :D

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