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Wrye83

Don't think they get any better as they get older. Used a new term of affection once. She went ballistic, since I'd never said that to her she assumed I thought I was taking with someone else.

She was 39 by the way.

I hate the when I get delayed text messages. I got a text from my girl while I was at the bar one night around midnight.

 

It said, "I'm at McDonald's".

 

I asked, "how did you get to McDonald's? A little late to be eating." (she can't drive and there are no trikes or jeepneys that time of night and she's on a diet).

No reply. Well crap, I ask, "Are you planning on coming to the bar? Do you need me to pick you up?".... No reply," wtf? I'm going home now tell me if you need me to pick you up or you'll be walking." No reply.

 

I get home and she is sitting on the couch waiting for me with that "I'm going to kill you" look. She asks me who I was meeting at McDonald's and asked if I picked her up for a quicky? She said she read my "wrong sends" and then went on about how much she hates me and how big of an ahole I am and all that crying stuff.

"Blah, you dumb cow you sent me a message saying you were there."

"No I didnt",

"yes you did",

"no I didnt",

"damnit, here's the effin message!",

"oh, hehe, I sent that last week."

"no shit",

"why you so mean?"

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Sonny

Don't think they get any better as they get older. Used a new term of affection once. She went ballistic, since I'd never said that to her she assumed I thought I was taking with someone else.

 

 

She was 39 by the way.

 

 God help you if you ever try something different in bed !!!

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lamoe

Speaking of which, just downloaded 50 Shades of Gray trilogy. To bad no pictures.

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