JohnSurrey 544 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 What's a good way to hide money from the UK Authorities? Any sensible suggestions welcome, - particularly friendly, but safe, offshore banks etc... Link to post Share on other sites
smokey 21,911 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 What's a good way to hide money from the UK Authorities? Any sensible suggestions welcome, - particularly friendly, but safe, offshore banks etc... really on a public forum 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Half Baked 1,876 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Xnay on the hidden oneymay!! Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post poby 1,757 Posted May 31, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted May 31, 2013 Invest it in a philippines business. It will disappear in no time at all! 19 Link to post Share on other sites
smokey 21,911 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Invest it in a philippines business. It will disappear in no time at all! ask david he can help you just be ready to load lots of paper in your printer 6 Link to post Share on other sites
passingby 239 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Simple - Very Simple - give to wife or GF to keep for you 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Dolsos 504 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 You could look into bitcoin or simply withdraw the cash and hide it under your mattress Link to post Share on other sites
panther 845 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 open a philippine bank account in your own name taxman aint gonna look in the philippines for your money just don,t tell them they got much bigger fish to fry Link to post Share on other sites
thebob 18,260 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Buy gold coins 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Skywalker 19,177 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Have a look at www.goldprice.org for further details regarding gold coins, bullion and current prices. Link to post Share on other sites
ellenbrook2001 553 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 common men a will never put that in the forum????used common sense easy too hide that money from the authority?? Link to post Share on other sites
Headed that way 1,294 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 When the U.K. tax man reads your post you just did. Link to post Share on other sites
tom_shor 1,202 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 You could look into bitcoin or simply withdraw the cash and hide it under your mattressMason jars buried at strategic locations. Sorry to crack wise with you but I don't think you will get an answer to this question on an open forum. Link to post Share on other sites
Headshot 29,349 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 You can send it to me. I'll make it disappear for you. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
JamesMusslewhite 14,317 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 What's a good way to hide money from the UK Authorities? Any sensible suggestions welcome, - particularly friendly, but safe, offshore banks etc... Just pack it in a Balikbayan box and send it to my location and I will hold the box for you until you get here, (we have already established that I am probably more honest than you.) 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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