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JohnSurrey

What's a good way to hide money from the UK Authorities?

 

Any sensible suggestions welcome, - particularly friendly, but safe, offshore banks etc...

 

 

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Invest it in a philippines business.  It will disappear in no time at all!

ask david he can help you just be ready to load lots of paper in your printer 

open a hsbc account in uk,   then trough that branch open a offshore acount in jersey,   if u want to use money in ph, open a hsbc acount in the philipines.   transfer your money and ur done  

smokey

What's a good way to hide money from the UK Authorities?

 

Any sensible suggestions welcome, - particularly friendly, but safe, offshore banks etc...

really on a public forum 

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smokey

Invest it in a philippines business.  It will disappear in no time at all!

ask david he can help you just be ready to load lots of paper in your printer 

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passingby

Simple - Very Simple - give to wife or GF to keep for you :yahoo:

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Dolsos

You could look into bitcoin or simply withdraw the cash and hide it under your mattress

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panther

 open a philippine bank account in your own name taxman aint gonna look in the philippines for your money just don,t tell them they got much bigger fish to fry 

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Skywalker

Have a look at www.goldprice.org for further details regarding gold coins, bullion and current prices.

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ellenbrook2001

  common men a will never put that in the forum????used common sense easy too  hide that money from the authority??                      

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Headed that way

When the U.K. tax man reads your post you just did.

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tom_shor

 

You could look into bitcoin or simply withdraw the cash and hide it under your mattress

Mason jars buried at strategic locations. Sorry to crack wise with you but I don't think you will get an answer to this question on an open forum.
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You can send it to me. I'll make it disappear for you.

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JamesMusslewhite

What's a good way to hide money from the UK Authorities?

 

Any sensible suggestions welcome, - particularly friendly, but safe, offshore banks etc...

Just pack it in a Balikbayan box and send it to my location and I will hold the box for you until you get here,

 

(we have already established that I am probably more honest than you.) :biggrin_01:

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