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50 pesos anyone?

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smokey

Sometimes i wonder....i got a $70,000 v8 suped up ute stolen from my driveway in melbourne n got market value insurance paid of $12,000...so if i loose a few thousand pesos cos for whatever reason thats just life....

 

 

who owed the insurance company a bunch of lawyers... 

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maccydee

If that is what the man says then i have no reason to doubt him, It harks back to the days of me as a child growing up in Scotland & we never locked our doors even tho we grew up in the roughest part of town where people would gasp when you said where you was from. In that area we all had nothing so we prized what we had but honour amongst thieves & all that but i dont recall a single theft when i was growing up or even me walking home at 2 in the morning blind drunk i was known there so left alone, i'm sure a stranger would have been less fortunate. It's nice that such places still exist & we should be doing all we can to preserve that as the world around us goes to rack & ruin......

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Topper

I had my motorbike washed and they said they'd do a really thorough job, 'inside and out', saying 'go and have your dinner sir and come back in 30 minutes'.. With hindsight, suspiciously cheap at only 30 pesos the wash in Dumaguete city, low price for a city. While they were inside, they unscrewed the gas tank and helped themselves to about 60 pesos worth of fuel which I didn't realise until the next day as it had gotten dark by the time they'd finished.

That was very nice of you Whippy to leave them such a generous tip. :clapping:

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lazydays

I don't mean to be offensive... but what language is that?

 

Gobbledigook :lol:

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lazydays

 

You'll never believe it but I had a few beers with some real Filipino Muslims in a videoke bar in Lanao Del Norte on Tuesday night. Scary stuff

 

Yeah, it can get very scary when you try to duck paying your round :stick_poke:  :rofl:

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Headshot

no that's in the bit I'm in not the bit he's in. You'll never believe it but I had a few beers with some real Filipino Muslims in a videoke bar in Lanao Del Norte on Tuesday night.

 

Scary stuff. I lived to tell to tale as well and my head is still on my shoulders. What a miracle. 

 

Well...since Muslims aren't supposed to drink, it's a pretty good bet that they weren't the radical Islamist variety...  :ph34r:   :drinks:

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Justin Kredible

Do you believe every piece of utter nonsense you read on internet forums.

Take the blue pill.

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Do you believe every piece of utter nonsense you read on internet forums.

Take the blue pill.

Is that the one that makes you big or the one that makes you little? Or is it the one that just makes you think you know everything about everything and are attractive to high-class women?

 

:wave:

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Justin Kredible

 

Is that the one that makes you big or the one that makes you little? Or is it the one that just makes you think you know everything about everything and are attractive to high-class women?  

 

Matrix reference, but  I should have gone with red pill instead.

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Headshot

 

Is that the one that makes you big or the one that makes you little? Or is it the one that just makes you think you know everything about everything and are attractive to high-class women?  

 

Matrix reference, but  I should have gone with red pill instead.

 

Oh...OK. I was thinking Alice in Wonderland...  :cool:

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Brucewayne

 

al Capone used to leave money laying around and no one stole from him ////

 

And for good reason!! Those who worked for him knew they would get a baseball bat to the head if they had taken the money.

Ahhhh, now those were the good old days when a boy could grow up playing baseball on an empty lot and go on to crack bigger things with his bat, such as heads.

Reminds me of my days with the union, fighting with the scabs trying to cross our picket lines in the 70's.

There is no feeling like the one you get when you feel the solid crack of the bat on the hard head of a scab.

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A_Simple_Man

 

There is no feeling like the one you get when you feel the solid crack of the bat on the hard head of a scab.

So that's where you got bumped on the head?

:ROFLMAO:  :bashtroll:

 

Just teasing Bruce.  Don' flame me now.

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throttleplate

i know of a few expats that stole many a womans virginity and they will never get it back,frickin kano thieves

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Skywalker

i know of a few expats that stole many a womans virginity

 

I would suggest that quite a few of these 'virgins' have been 'deflowered' a few times - many self-describing 'virgins' can make a few bob in the early days of their bikini bar careers, but once the first baby has emerged, the phrase 'shop-soiled' does spring to mind.

 

Still, someone has to 'service' the beer drenched, Viagra enhanced kano superstud.   :rose: Got lead in his pencil and is looking for a girl to 'write' to. 

 

Now, where did I leave that 50 pesos note?

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broden

 

There is no feeling like the one you get when you feel the solid crack of the bat on the hard head of a scab.

So that's where you got bumped on the head?

:ROFLMAO:  :bashtroll:

 

Just teasing Bruce.  Don' flame me now.

give him a break man .. he's had it rough ever since he witnessed the murder of his parents

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