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Paul, note #15 :D

 

You know, I did make that post jokingly. But, on the property owned by Independence Hotel, there must be hundreds of the long tails. They are all over the place. The property is huge, actually. Anyway, the monkeys have been fed for so long by people, that they walk right up to you. most will anyway. The exception is a mother carrying her baby and some of the smaller, younger ones that are a bit shy of humans, still.

 

The only incident that has occurred with me present, was this. There were several people feeding them, including me, one afternoon. A baby was across the road from the pack. A young woman was feeding the monkeys, but between the baby and the pack. The largest male, I suppose, figured he needed to protect the baby. So, he began approaching the young woman and growling, showing teeth - the works. I went up past the woman and got between her and the male. He didn't want to give up, but I convinced him that he should back down, using my natural charm.

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That's because you are the bigger ape! :D

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there must be hundreds of the long tails

 

 

that's racist

 

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you damn dirty ape

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Brucewayne

Racist, no, specist yes.

specist. A person who is prejudiced to a certain species.

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Justin Kredible

Number 9: 38 people get killed everyday on scooters in Thailand?!?!?!?!?!

 

Edit: Had to add that of the 860,000 British tourists that visited Thailand in 2008, 269 were killed. Although possessing the best food, Thailand is considered the most likely destination to meet an untimely demise.

 

Source: Foreign and Commonwealth Office, UK 2009

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untimely demise.

 

who's to say what is untimely

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who's to say what is untimely

 

Me.

 

How about "die before a ripe old age" then?

 

Or "horrifically beneath the wheels of Soviet era troop transport overladen with bananas and bereft of functional brakes?"

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Me.

 

How about "die before a ripe old age" then?

 

Or "horrifically beneath the wheels of Soviet era troop transport overladen with bananas and bereft of functional brakes?"

 

If the horn works, I know someone who would buy that vehicle, lots of someones.

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Me.

 

How about "die before a ripe old age" then?

 

Or "horrifically beneath the wheels of Soviet era troop transport overladen with bananas and bereft of functional brakes?"

 

 

i don't know..

 

i mean as far as i'm concerned there's some people who can't die soon enough

 

 

present company excluded

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present company excluded

 

I can tell I am in for a tough day on the forum when I am getting all "quotes" and no "likes."

 

Ah, well.

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I can tell I am in for a tough day on the forum when I am getting all "quotes" and no "likes."

 

Ah, well.

 

just tossing in the ante

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