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What to do when the mom-in-law grabs yer package at the pig roast and promises not to tell.


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BossHog

We were just flaming charcoal. alone.

 

She tole me how much she appreciates the American style.

 

When I reached over to turn the meat she cupped my meat and veg!

 

Sure she's got a caboose but a nice rack for an oldy.

 

Thought about just sealing the deal on the grass.

 

I know age difference topics are taboo but....

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best to tread lightly my friend, 3 things can happen and 2 are real bad...           may be best to act naively oblivious...

I think I have read this story in a Hustler magazine some time ago... if I remember correctly, the guy took the cue and went for it. Just as the action was getting hot, the wife arrived on the scene

i suppose at the end of the day it's better than if it was your father in law

JamesMusslewhite

best to tread lightly my friend, 3 things can happen and 2 are real bad...

 

 

 

 

 

may be best to act naively oblivious...

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spooks

You maybe the next lechon baboy if u do not heed the warning

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My ex mother in law once cupped a good mate of mine at a party 12 years ago - N O T a good sign of things to come if experience is a teacher

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My ex mother in law once cupped a good mate of mine at a party 12 years ago - N O T a good sign of things to come if experience is a teacher

Follow the advice in post #2...and if it becomes unavoidable then its time to discuss with the wife

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I think I have read this story in a Hustler magazine some time ago... if I remember correctly, the guy took the cue and went for it. Just as the action was getting hot, the wife arrived on the scene and feigned a bit of jealousy before joining in for some sweaty Olympic-style tag team action.

 

And then they all lie naked in the grass eating pork.

 

 

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pant. pant.

 

pass the tissues.

 

Hang on I'm gonna....

 

Stop right there before you go any farther.

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I think I have read this story in a Hustler magazine some time ago... if I remember correctly, the guy took the cue and went for it. Just as the action was getting hot, the wife arrived on the scene and feigned a bit of jealousy before joining in for some sweaty Olympic-style tag team action.

 

And then they all lie naked in the grass eating pork.

 

I think I saw the video. Were they asian?

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I think I saw the video. Were they asian?

Nope....

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Nope....

Rednecks

 

That sounds more likely - guys, missing teeth, a pig - sounds like Deliverance

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Brucewayne

That sounds more likely - guys, missing teeth, a pig - sounds like Deliverance

 

 

Wait, is he married to a Filipina or his sister?

And is the wife's Mother his Mother as well?

I'm just downright confused now, I thought this was about local folk.

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Fred and Bert were in the pub one evening, Fred complained that his wife seemed to have gone off sex. Bert suggested that if he went home while his wife was asleep, pulled off the bed covers, and give his misses a good muffing out, that when she wakes up she would sub-consciously want sex every time she was in bed.

Fred goes home, sneaks into the bedroom, rips off the bed sheets, gives his misses a world champion muffing, and then goes to the bathroom.

When he opens the door, his wife is sitting on potty, she whispers, "Fred, be quiet, don't wake your mother, she's staying overnight"

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That sounds more likely - guys, missing teeth, a pig - sounds like Deliverance

 

Very astute. happy cock-sucking day by the way-- i'm so proud of you for winning the 2012 underground cock sucking competition

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in any relationship

 

always make sure you are the most crazy one

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