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I love the humor :) Thanks!

That wasn't humor. Haven't you been on the bridge to Hawaii yet? :lmao:

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Dhel

That wasn't humor. Haven't you been on the bridge to Hawaii yet?

 

I wont disagree with you Sir Headshot..each has its own interpretations on how we read things knowing that reading no matter how simple a word or paragraph is could lead to a variety of interpretations..thats how complex it is to decode the symbols or messages there is. but anyways, I still see humor in it even if I dont have any prior idea about what a bridge in Hawaii is. For me, the main idea there is not about the bridge :lmao: Why humor? well, call me crazy or something, but the story provoked laughter on my part..and humor is decided by personal taste :) - but, I would love to hear your piece...it is nice to always explore something beyond what our mind can think and our senses can foresee / sense..mind sharing your thought?

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broden

i'd just like to take a moment to congratulate Headshot on being knighted

 

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Headshot

I wont disagree with you Sir Headshot..each has its own interpretations on how we read things knowing that reading no matter how simple a word or paragraph is could lead to a variety of interpretations..thats how complex it is to decode the symbols or messages there is. but anyways, I still see humor in it even if I dont have any prior idea about what a bridge in Hawaii is. For me, the main idea there is not about the bridge :lmao: Why humor? well, call me crazy or something, but the story provoked laughter on my part..and humor is decided by personal taste :) - but, I would love to hear your piece...it is nice to always explore something beyond what our mind can think and our senses can foresee / sense..mind sharing your thought?

Dhel, I was kidding with you.

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Headshot

i'd just like to take a moment to congratulate Headshot on being knighted

 

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Yes...by Queen Dhel the Magnificent (who BTW does have a good sense of humor)

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Dhel

Dhel, I was kidding with you.

 

 

 

:lmao: I am a curious cat and really what about the bridge in Hawaii? - heheheh - I promise to behave and be attentive...LISTENING MODE to Sir headshot :)

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RetiredNavyGuy

Okay, Sir Headshot, let's see you talk your way out of this one.:lmao:without getting a "fine" or a "whatever"

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Dhel

i'd just like to take a moment to congratulate Headshot on being knighted

 

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And that also goes to his Majesty Broden :lmao: - time to party dance.gif

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broden

well now we're gettin somewhere

but really i'm more of a Godfather type

being from Brooklyn and all

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lazydays

:P I am a curious cat and really what about the bridge in Hawaii? - heheheh - I promise to behave and be attentive...LISTENING MODE to Sir headshot :D

 

 

Shhush, don't mention c*ts or we will have Geunther jumping in. :scratch_head:

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Dhel

Shhush, don't mention c*ts or we will have Geunther jumping in. :scratch_head:

 

 

 

Oh...what has Geunther something to do with c*ts??unsure.gif

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Stranded Shipscook

To answer your previous post- see avatar ! :scratch_head:

 

Ok, ok, but why are only woman allowed to state their rules ?... here is a guys POV :

 

Dear ladies, read it please ( The numbering is always one, since all points are of equal importance wink.png )

 

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

 

1. Sunday sports . It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

 

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

 

1. Crying is blackmail.

 

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:

 

* Subtle hints do not work!

* Strong hints do not work!

* Obvious hints do not work!

 

Just say it!

 

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

 

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

 

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.

 

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

 

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

 

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

 

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

 

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us ho w you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

 

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

 

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we..

 

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

 

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

 

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

 

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

 

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really.

 

1. Don't ask us what ! we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, golf OR SE*X.

 

1. You have enough clothes.

 

1. You have too many shoes.

 

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

 

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

 

Pass this to as many men/woman as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh.

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tom_shor

And don't forget "It's up to you" I know this is a phrase and not a word but not to be ignored. (Please don't make the mistake of believing it is really up to you)

 

To answer your previous post- see avatar ! :P

 

Ok, ok, but why are only woman allowed to state their rules ?... here is a guys POV :

 

Dear ladies, read it please ( The numbering is always one, since all points are of equal importance wink.png )

 

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

 

1. Sunday sports . It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

 

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

 

1. Crying is blackmail.

 

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:

 

* Subtle hints do not work!

* Strong hints do not work!

* Obvious hints do not work!

 

Just say it!

 

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

 

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

 

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.

 

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

 

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

 

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

 

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us ho w you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

 

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

 

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we..

 

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

 

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

 

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

 

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

 

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really.

 

1. Don't ask us what ! we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, golf OR SE*X.

 

1. You have enough clothes.

 

1. You have too many shoes.

 

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

 

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

 

Pass this to as many men/woman as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh.

 

 

It's not the dress that makes you look fat. It's the fat that makes you look fat.

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DealChief

wait...let me pull out m crystal ball **GRIN*** - there's few thought coming in my tiny mind

 

She opens her mouth before even thinking.

 

 

Yup. And before listening.

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Davaoeno

Dhel, I was kidding with you.

 

 

Headshot- its nice to see that you can sometimes get yourself into trouble without MY help !! :cooking:

 

 

 

 

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