Dhel 1 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. 8) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying "Go to Hell" 9) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Topper 5,676 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Boy, that's a no sh*tter. Very tipical of an American woman. Taught to them from birth. Link to post Share on other sites
Dhel 1 Posted August 16, 2011 Author Share Posted August 16, 2011 (edited) Boy, that's a no sh*tter. Very tipical of an American woman. Taught to them from birth. Its not just an American thing...this is women in general......oopppsss.....does this makes me feel guilty - I just can relate tho ...LMAO Edited August 16, 2011 by Dhel Link to post Share on other sites
SimplyGee 0 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Boy, that's a no sh*tter. Very tipical of an American woman. Taught to them from birth. Exactly!not common for asians:) Link to post Share on other sites
RetiredNavyGuy 115 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 I don't know where you're meeting your Asian women, but you should share! This would be absolutely hilarious, if it wasn't so true of (in my experience) all women, regardless of race, culture, or country. Link to post Share on other sites
Dhel 1 Posted August 16, 2011 Author Share Posted August 16, 2011 I don't know where you're meeting your Asian women, but you should share! This would be absolutely hilarious, if it wasn't so true of (in my experience) all women, regardless of race, culture, or country. Very true on that Retired NavyGuy ...I am an Asian, Filipina as such, and it may not sound good to agree, but the truth is, this is really part of being a woman - well, i know it sucks and just like every other human, we all are equipped with flaws. Not an Asian thing? - hmm, maybe its because the words use by one race to another is in different language yet mean the same. The only thing that makes situations different tho is how someone say or does this...some gets too crazy or even turns into a psycho freak...but others take things as calmly as they can be. Link to post Share on other sites
Easyrider 75 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 (edited) Here a good addition to Dhel's list: The Biker’s Wish A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me." The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy." The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?" Edited August 16, 2011 by Easyrider Link to post Share on other sites
Dhel 1 Posted August 16, 2011 Author Share Posted August 16, 2011 Here a good addition to Dhel's list: The Biker’s Wish A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me." The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy." The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?" I love the humor Thanks! Link to post Share on other sites
Easyrider 75 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Sometimes it's difficult communicating with a woman. Here's what happened yesterday. A Filipina and I were looking out the window from my second floor apartment. There was no one in sight. Then a man came walking by. Me: That's Ivy's brother. Her: Which one is her brother? (a short pause) that one? Me: What do you mean which one, there's only one. I should have said no it's the one hidding behind a tree. Well Dhel, can you explain this one to us? Link to post Share on other sites
Dhel 1 Posted August 16, 2011 Author Share Posted August 16, 2011 Sometimes it's difficult communicating with a woman. Here's what happened yesterday. A Filipina and I were looking out the window from my second floor apartment. There was no one in sight. Then a man came walking by. Me: That's Ivy's brother. Her: Which one is her brother? (a short pause) that one? Me: What do you mean which one, there's only one. I should have said no it's the one hidding behind a tree. Well Dhel, can you explain this one to us? wait...let me pull out m crystal ball **GRIN*** - there's few thought coming in my tiny mind 1. She opens her mouth before even thinking. 2. She is nervous...or maybe in an uncomfortable situation just being alone with you. 3. Her mind is full of thoughts ...or in short, her mind is floating in the air or absent-minded Link to post Share on other sites
Easyrider 75 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 (edited) wait...let me pull out m crystal ball **GRIN*** - there's few thought coming in my tiny mind 1. She opens her mouth before even thinking. 2. She is nervous...or maybe in an uncomfortable situation just being alone with you. 3. Her mind is full of thoughts ...or in short, her mind is floating in the air or absent-minded hehehe that's real funny. We were not alone. My fiancee was here too and the lady I'm talking is living with us about 3 months until her fiancee returns from working overseas. And, she's 21 years old, so that eliminates number 2. Well. she had time to think, if she knows how, so I choose number 3. By the way, thank you for having a good attitude and discussing this subject with us. Edited August 16, 2011 by Easyrider Link to post Share on other sites
Dhel 1 Posted August 16, 2011 Author Share Posted August 16, 2011 hehehe that's real funny. We were not alone. My fiancee was here too and the lady I'm talking is living with us about 3 months until her fiancee returns from working overseas. And, she's 21 years old, so that eliminates number 2. Well. she had time to think, if she knows how, so I choose number 3. By the way, thank you for having a good attitude and discussing this subject with us. I should be thankful to have found this forum...and thankful that members here are smart, and very accommodating to questions and info sharing even if it sounds to be out of this world....Kudos to the founder of this wonderful site..atleast this time my tiny brain is being polished a bit..its kindda rusty..hehehhe Link to post Share on other sites
RetiredNavyGuy 115 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 ..atleast this time my tiny brain is being polished a bit..its kindda rusty..hehehhe Don't short change yourself. I suspect your brain in not tiny. Not many Filipinas will participate on the forum Link to post Share on other sites
Dhel 1 Posted August 16, 2011 Author Share Posted August 16, 2011 Don't short change yourself. I suspect your brain in not tiny. Not many Filipinas will participate on the forum Thanks RetiredNavyGuy...I consider my brain tiny coz I know I am a tiny lady like what my fiance always told me..he think I am a jail-bait despite of my age...hehehe...but I am just a happy person so no offense to any of it..like what I always told myself, I may be small but terrible **GRIN** Link to post Share on other sites
Topper 5,676 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 wait...let me pull out m crystal ball **GRIN*** - there's few thought coming in my tiny mind 1. She opens her mouth before even thinking. 2. She is nervous...or maybe in an uncomfortable situation just being alone with you. 3. Her mind is full of thoughts ...or in short, her mind is floating in the air or absent-minded I got to go with number 1. My wife does it far to often. Then a few seconds later...she corrects herself. Link to post Share on other sites
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