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Australian Humour -VS- American Humor


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that's ok Jesse the guy who's the San Diego Chicken is originally from Canada

 

And to his left, the greatest American President in history. Well, that is my opinion, anyway.

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Stranded Shipscook

Nobody understand my humor either, but that's completely off topic now. :stick_poke:

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Jess Bartone

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Sorry got carried away in Google.

 

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broden

and one for Guenther

 

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Wow they must have paid BIG money for that job. What did you do, put sheep back legs in wellies :stick_poke:

 

Everyone knows you wear wellingtons in New Zealand, not in Aussie.

 

 

For you ignorant ones, wellington boots (gum boots):

 

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broden

here's one for you Jesse

just stumbled across it

don't know a thing about the association

but i like the logo

 

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Jess Bartone

Well everyone knows it's a furphy I tried it and their legs are too short. *Edit* this refers to the gum boots.

 

here's one for you Jesse

just stumbled across it

don't know a thing about the association

but i like the logo

 

aaaimg.jpg

 

I think they've been around since the 2nd WW.

 

Ok here's a question for Americans only, winner gets bragging rights. What does this mean?

 

"May your chooks turn to emus and kick your dunny down".

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Everyone knows you wear wellingtons in New Zealand, not in Aussie.

 

 

For you ignorant ones, wellington boots (gum boots):

 

Wellington_boots.jpg

 

Sorry forgot its stockings & high heals in Oz

 

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She looks familiarwink_01.gif

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Alan S

I love American humor.

 

 

Americans dont HAVE a sense of humour.

 

Heck, they cant even spell it correctly!

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Errum, for anyone who feels offended by that remark, that is British humour.)

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Well everyone knows it's a furphy I tried it and their legs are too short. *Edit* this refers to the gum boots.

 

 

 

I think they've been around since the 2nd WW.

 

Ok here's a question for Americans only, winner gets bragging rights. What does this mean?

 

"May your chooks turn to emus and kick your dunny down".

 

The words are all familiar, but as usual I am sure they mean something different than the obvious. Why would someone want a guys chickens to turn to emus and bust down the toilet? LOLOL I am sure it's an insult.

 

(Errum, for anyone who feels offended by that remark, that is British humour.)

 

Oxymoron of the highest order! LOL

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Well everyone knows it's a furphy I tried it and their legs are too short. *Edit* this refers to the gum boots.

 

 

 

I think they've been around since the 2nd WW.

 

Ok here's a question for Americans only, winner gets bragging rights. What does this mean?

 

"May your chooks turn to emus and kick your dunny down".

 

 

But Jesse, that's why we invented the ute!dance.gif

 

And this is what an Aussie emu looks like... (And some think she's a goose!)

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The words are all familiar, but as usual I am sure they mean something different than the obvious. Why would someone want a guys chickens to turn to emus and bust down the toilet? LOLOL I am sure it's an insult.

 

 

 

bathroom destruction aside

the Colonel would love to get his hands on those drumsticks

 

of course a lot of people would say KFC has been responsible for more than it's fair share of bathroom destruction

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broden

Americans dont HAVE a sense of humour.

 

Heck, they cant even spell it correctly!

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Errum, for anyone who feels offended by that remark, that is British humour.)

you guys have Monty Python and Jethro Tull and i can't tell you how many times over the years i've had to tell someone neither one of them is a person

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