Australian Humour -VS- American Humor

[Paul 55,114]

that's ok Jesse the guy who's the San Diego Chicken is originally from Canada

 

And to his left, the greatest American President in history. Well, that is my opinion, anyway.

[Stranded Shipscook 2,856]

Nobody understand my humor either, but that's completely off topic now.

[Jess Bartone 1,820]

 

Sorry got carried away in Google.

 

[broden 57,115]

and one for Guenther

 

[Paul 55,114]

Wow they must have paid BIG money for that job. What did you do, put sheep back legs in wellies

 

Everyone knows you wear wellingtons in New Zealand, not in Aussie.

 

 

For you ignorant ones, wellington boots (gum boots):

 

[broden 57,115]

here's one for you Jesse

just stumbled across it

don't know a thing about the association

but i like the logo

 

[Jess Bartone 1,820]

Well everyone knows it's a furphy I tried it and their legs are too short. *Edit* this refers to the gum boots.

 

here's one for you Jesse

just stumbled across it

don't know a thing about the association

but i like the logo

 

 

I think they've been around since the 2nd WW.

 

Ok here's a question for Americans only, winner gets bragging rights. What does this mean?

 

"May your chooks turn to emus and kick your dunny down".

Edited May 18, 2011 by Jesse

[UZI 773]

Everyone knows you wear wellingtons in New Zealand, not in Aussie.

 

 

For you ignorant ones, wellington boots (gum boots):

 

 

Sorry forgot its stockings & high heals in Oz

 

[Jess Bartone 1,820]

 

She looks familiar

[UZI 773]

I love American humor. I mean this guy should be President:

 

[Alan S 4,607]

I love American humor.

 

 

Americans dont HAVE a sense of humour.

 

Heck, they cant even spell it correctly!

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Errum, for anyone who feels offended by that remark, that is British humour.)

[Bob Ward 321]

Well everyone knows it's a furphy I tried it and their legs are too short. *Edit* this refers to the gum boots.

 

 

 

I think they've been around since the 2nd WW.

 

Ok here's a question for Americans only, winner gets bragging rights. What does this mean?

 

"May your chooks turn to emus and kick your dunny down".

 

The words are all familiar, but as usual I am sure they mean something different than the obvious. Why would someone want a guys chickens to turn to emus and bust down the toilet? LOLOL I am sure it's an insult.

 

(Errum, for anyone who feels offended by that remark, that is British humour.)

 

Oxymoron of the highest order! LOL

[Ozepete 9,566]

Well everyone knows it's a furphy I tried it and their legs are too short. *Edit* this refers to the gum boots.

 

 

 

I think they've been around since the 2nd WW.

 

Ok here's a question for Americans only, winner gets bragging rights. What does this mean?

 

"May your chooks turn to emus and kick your dunny down".

 

 

But Jesse, that's why we invented the ute!

 

And this is what an Aussie emu looks like... (And some think she's a goose!)

Edited May 18, 2011 by Ozepete

[broden 57,115]

The words are all familiar, but as usual I am sure they mean something different than the obvious. Why would someone want a guys chickens to turn to emus and bust down the toilet? LOLOL I am sure it's an insult.

 

 

 

bathroom destruction aside

the Colonel would love to get his hands on those drumsticks

 

of course a lot of people would say KFC has been responsible for more than it's fair share of bathroom destruction

[broden 57,115]

Americans dont HAVE a sense of humour.

 

Heck, they cant even spell it correctly!

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Errum, for anyone who feels offended by that remark, that is British humour.)

you guys have Monty Python and Jethro Tull and i can't tell you how many times over the years i've had to tell someone neither one of them is a person