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KennyF

You double click elevator buttons.

You try to enter your password on the microwave.

You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat.

Then he e-mails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"

Your daughter sells Girl Scout cookies via her web site.

You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but with your next door neighbour, twice a year.

You check your blow dryer to see if it's Y2K compliant.

Your grandmother clogs your e-mail asking you for a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.

You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.

Every commercial on television has a web site address at the bottom of the screen.

You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid.

The concept of using real money, instead of PayPal, to make a purchase is foreign to you.

Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.

Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.

You consider second day air delivery painfully slow.

Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.

Your idea of being organized is multiple coloured Post-It notes.

You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.

You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.

You turn off your modem and get this awful feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

You wake up at 2 a.m. to go to the bathroom and check your e-mail on your way back to bed.

You start tilting your head sideways to smile : )

You're reading this.

Even worse, you're going to forward it to someone else.

 

KinAC

 

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broden

post it notes are old school

 

i use post-it a post it note utility :biggrin_01:

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Very amusing, but do we still need to worry about Y2K compliancy lol.

 

Should we not start gearing up for that date in 2036? when clock values rollover.

 

And here's a true one: a land line telephone that comes with a 65 page instruction book

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washingtonian88

Addition:

 

 

If you're a doctor and a nurse sends you a text about a life and death situation, you use your blackberry for instruction to save that patient.

(technology for telecommuting professions)

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Addition:

 

 

If you're a doctor and a nurse sends you a text about a life and death situation, you use your blackberry for instruction to save that patient.

(technology for telecommuting professions)

 

 

 

 

Thats so unfunny, because it's so true. I know this scenario! :-)

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