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You've played basketball or volleyball on a court made entirely of dirt.

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When you start to understand what your wife is really saying.

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When getting invited to a rice farm village for a wedding....you get offered the first dance with the bride...pin a thousand peso note to her dress and think... "Gee, ain't I classy"... befo

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...when you can tell a good bahalina from a not-so-good vintage, and pick that the good one came from Tacloban 

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... when you are no longer asked how much chilli sauce you want with your favourite street stall meal, 'cause they know already.

 

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My God Mike, was that moving / wriggleling? :o

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… you only use less than 6 dollars in gas in a month and 99% of your food is raised within 5km.

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...this is your dinner, and you have no one to blame but yourself...

 

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You think RA 7610 makes sense.

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When you think you are now an expert on the Philippines and know better than real natives...:rolleyes:

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Was outside doing a job this morning and thought how very Filipino.

I was painting some posts with red oxide the first choice colour for most things in the Philippines.

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When ordering a mixed drink from your favorite bartender looks like this..... 

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When walking down a narrow road you make sure at least one of your group is walking on the other side. 

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When getting invited to a rice farm village for a wedding....you get offered the first dance with the bride...pin a thousand peso note to her dress and think...

"Gee, ain't I classy"...

before sitting down with the blokes and getting shit-faced on gallon jugs of tuba.

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30 minutes ago, BossHog said:

When getting invited to a rice farm village for a wedding....you get offered the first dance with the bride...pin a thousand peso note to her dress and think...

"Gee, ain't I classy"...

before sitting down with the blokes and getting shit-faced on gallon jugs of tuba.

I like to up the ante at the Money dance by pinning a C note.

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2 hours ago, SkyMan said:

I like to up the ante at the Money dance by pinning a C note.

 

The only problem I find with that is now the c-note has a pinhole in it. It is no longer pristine. And what happens in the Philippines when money is not in pristine condition??

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