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SkyMan
4 minutes ago, cookie47 said:

Funny we are the opposite...

I'm not as fussy and can sometimes miss small spots in chicken legs.

I thus notice my wife eyeing my plate.

She calls it reviewing....We have a laugh......Life's short.....

 

My wife will not eat the last bite of food.  Or last piece of cake or whatever.  Can't do it. Sharing thing.

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