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You might be turning native when…

… you feel 79 degrees is cold. 

… you don’t think it’s weird for a man to carry his cock around in public. 

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When she starts to understand your humor, a little.  Today I told my wife I was going to the dentist this afternoon.  She said I should take a shower (because she thinks she's my mother and

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You catch your wife opening a can with a giant knife lol

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… you use goats to mow your lawn.

 

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Or if you don't have goats, you use a pair of scissors...:)

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When you start to understand what your wife is really saying.

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On 1/30/2022 at 4:16 AM, Topper said:

When you start to understand what your wife is really saying.

When she starts to understand your humor, a little. 

Today I told my wife I was going to the dentist this afternoon. 

She said I should take a shower (because she thinks she's my mother and from the other side of the planet she knows if I need a shower) 

I said "what? It's Thursday already? 

Ha, ha, very funny. 

A few years ago she would have freaked out. 

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Pman

… you can’t remember any other word for C.R.

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Chris24

You can instantly distinguish your wife's unique "pssst" to get your attention from across a noisy crowded room, and you know how to get away with sometimes pretending you didn't hear it. 

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Fresh

Dried fish doesn't repulse you anymore.

 

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You are walking across the kitchen or across the street and someone walks across you path such that you have to stop or walk into them . .  and it does not bother you.

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5 hours ago, A_Simple_Man said:

You are walking across the kitchen or across the street and someone walks across you path such that you have to stop or walk into them . .  and it does not bother you.

Oh I'm not the only one that noticed that ? Walking in the beach walking in the street , motorcycle instead of waiting 1 second pulls right in front of you . Stop or get hit . Wtf!?  What is that about ? As if you are a ghost .add the scooter on the side of the road and pull into the road without as so much as a glance over their shoulder .

 I dont think I'll ever get used to those .  The walking bit . Now I just say  ; screw you I'm not stopping . 

Then there is the cutting to the front at a counter like no one else has been waiting . 

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On 1/26/2022 at 5:15 AM, Soupeod said:

You catch your wife opening a can with a giant knife lol

Or using a quite expensive boning knife bought in Australia for gardening.....ahhhhhh.

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Fresh

You look for traffic agents before crossing the middle of the street to avoid a 50p fine.

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BossHog

When you walk to the sari-sari store without a shirt on to buy a few sachets of Nescafe and keep the five peso coin in your ear for safekeeping. 

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Well I think I earned my stripes yesterday being native.....

The Mrs and I had to go to the  LUDO/ TISA area of Cebu.(from Consolacion)

I arranged to meet with my BIL At SM  Seaside.to guide me in to his workshop.This trip was busy but uneventful using Google maps

On departing he said I will show you a better way out..follow me on my scooter...OK....WELL..We travelled directly through CARBON market, dodging  electric scooters/Tartanillia,s /onto the full length of Colon St...City Hall....Plaza Indepencia....ALL at 4.0pm....then onto the port road where we parted.

Now I know that you city guys  may be puzzled with this but it was a learning curve for me ,but in a way interesting.

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