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And if you didn't get what you wanted, well, Santa ran into some labor issues....

I must have been here too long. I gave a live chicken as a Christmas gift today. 

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Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping
 A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile.
 The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do."
 He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up…


"Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied, sniffling.


 "Well I am in the gun shop next door to that."

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I must have been here too long.

I gave a live chicken as a Christmas gift today. 

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On 12/25/2019 at 7:40 PM, cookie47 said:

Merry Christmas to all. 

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I have a friend named Dennis Schmidt and this was his Xmas card one year LMAO

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 Christmas tree for a shi**y year...

   Explains the shortage of T.P also. At least this tree is dual purpose after Christmas. Easily recyclable to.

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