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A Missouri suspect was hiding from police. A loud fart gave him away

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Law enforcement officers in Missouri managed to capture a man wanted for possession of a controlled substance after he gave away his position in an unorthodox way. 

He farted. Loudly. Or, at least, with enough volume to get the attention of the police officers looking for him. 

"If you’ve got a felony warrant for your arrest, the cops are looking for you and you pass gas so loud it gives up your hiding spot, you’re definitely having a [poop emoji] day," the Clay County Sheriff's Office wrote in a Facebook post, which included the hashtag "#ItHappened." 

A local TV station requested more information on the case and the sheriff's office responded on Facebook with, "the person was arrested over the weekend on a Clay County warrant for Possession of a Controlled Substance. We’ve gotta give props to Liberty (Missouri) PD for using their senses to sniff him out!" 

The official Twitter account of the City of Liberty also had some fun with the incident. 

"The Liberty Police Department was surprised to see this incident slip out, which stinks for the arrestee," the city wrote in a post on Twitter. "Fortunately, no one was injured during his arrest."

The city also thanked the sheriff's department for "airing out a wanted person's dirty laundry and fanning the flames."

https://www.yahoo.com/news/missouri-suspect-hiding-police-loud-022026753.html

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lamoe

Wonder if he'll get a jailhouse lawyer and start suing people for mocking him?

They do over brand of toothpaste.

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softail

This whole story just stinks

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the.lone.gunman
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Sometimes you just have to let one rip no matter the consequences cuz it feels so good and the gasping and choking and pained looks on peoples faces makes it all worthwhile. i like farting in bed and fluffing the blanket and holding it over my gf’s head. After I did it the first time I found out that she farts too so now we have fart fights in bed. Farting into a room full of kids is fun too. Just stand near the door, fart, then use a magazine to send the fart towards the kids then step out into the hall and hold the door closed. It is fun to hear them screaming and jumping  out the windows. 

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Ozepete
1 hour ago, the.lone.gunman said:

Sometimes you just have to let one rip no matter the consequences cuz it feels so good and the gasping and choking and pained looks on peoples faces makes it all worthwhile. i like farting in bed and fluffing the blanket and holding it over my gf’s head. After I did it the first time I found out that she farts too so now we have fart fights in bed. Farting into a room full of kids is fun too. Just stand near the door, fart, then use a magazine to send the fart towards the kids then step out into the hall and hold the door closed. It is fun to hear them screaming and jumping  out the windows. 

:showing-ass:  :showing-ass::showing-ass:  :kidding:           Geeez mate, have you thought about buying a TV set?  :biggrin_01:

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the.lone.gunman
23 minutes ago, Ozepete said:

:showing-ass:  :showing-ass::showing-ass:  :kidding:           Geeez mate, have you thought about buying a TV set?  :biggrin_01:

I thought it was normal behaviour. i would have mentioned it before but we never talk about farting here. Are there any Blue Flame Club members here?

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