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Drunk man rapes carabao

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June 24, 2019

A CARABAO in North Cotabato ended up tired and weary after a drunk man raped it some two weeks ago.

According to two women who witnessed the incident the carabao is owned by their neighbor in one of the barangays in Midsayap. 

The witnesses, who are not identified for security reasons, said the carabao surprisingly did not resist when the man raped it.

They added that they immediately sought the assistance of their neighbors when they saw the incident, alarming the suspect who hurriedly left the area.

Women in the barangay worry that the suspect might do the same to them.

Because of this, barangay officials and the members of Barangay Peacekeeping Action Team (BPAT) are conducting evening patrol to apprehend the suspect.

https://www.sunstar.com.ph/article/1811390/Davao/Local-News/Drunk-man-rapes-carabao

 

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lamoe

Only if they look like a Carabao?

As of the writing of the article the police were awaiting the arrival of the interpreter so they could get a full statement from the Carabao.

 

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Kahuna

Tough question...

Are they sure the carabao didn't give some sort of consent?  Maybe a wink and a nod perhaps?

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Davaoeno

No mention as to whether the carabao was male or female.

 

Also - what is the test to tell if a carabao is " tired and weary " ???

 

legal minds want to know ! 

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Ozepete

So where was Whipy two weeks ago?   And were there any onion remnants left at the scene of this dastardly deed? :wub:

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BossHog

I've seen some carabao vag in my day (don't ask).

You'd have to be seriously well-hung to gain any purchase there.

 

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fred42

Not really rape.. He just had a serious beef with the Carabao,thats all.

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KID

marinating the meat----Filipino style

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liquido

What a guy......

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oztony

I'm a bit miffed , did he show up with tools of the trade ... halter , to maintain his dominance along with keeping the beast in position .. stool to stand on , radio/music to create a level ambiance ...or did he just yell loudly and this victim just rolled over on it's back in the middle of the field and whisper .."take me , I'm all yours little guy"...

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SkyMan
7 hours ago, Davaoeno said:

Also - what is the test to tell if a carabao is " tired and weary " ???

And after 2 weeks? 

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KID
17 hours ago, oztony said:

I'm a bit miffed , did he show up with tools of the trade ... halter , to maintain his dominance along with keeping the beast in position .. stool to stand on , radio/music to create a level ambiance ...or did he just yell loudly and this victim just rolled over on it's back in the middle of the field and whisper .."take me , I'm all yours little guy"...

You sure seem to know a lot about what it takes to  rape a carabao

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HeyMike

How do they know the dude was drunk? Rather presumptuous, In my opinion.

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Chris24

Well, Carabao are notoriously horny, but of course that is no excuse. 

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shadow
3 hours ago, HeyMike said:

How do they know the dude was drunk? Rather presumptuous, In my opinion.

Not presumptuous at all, the carabao told them!

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