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In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University .

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same fucking elephant.

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In 1960, my brother, while in grammer school went with the family to the large department store called 2 Guys from Harrison's.

As was his habit, he went to play with the monkee kept in a cage in the pet department

After doing this once a week for 7 months, he once again headed for the pet department on a family visit to 2 Guys. The store manager tracked down my parents to inform them that the monkey had bit their son and that he would have to have the series of rabies shots. Turned out the old monkee had been sold and this was a new monkey.

Probably wasn't the same fecking monkee.

 

 

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lamoe
13 minutes ago, Kahuna said:

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They're just minding their business

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Kahuna
5 minutes ago, lamoe said:

They're just minding their business

 

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Davaoeno
On 6/13/2019 at 4:23 AM, oztony said:

 

The kind of guy who is surprised when he wakes up and the girl beside him has a dick!

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SomeRandomGuy
5 hours ago, Davaoeno said:

The kind of guy who is surprised when he wakes up and the girl beside him has a dick!

Ecstasy is a wonderful drug

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Topper

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