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6 hours ago, cvgtpc1 said:

Will I die within 10 minutes of arrival

No, Although the Sydney funnel web spider does frequent gardens/houses in the greater Sydney area the chance if seeing one "as a tourist" is probably minus zero. I've only seen One in a zoo "but" I'm not from Sydney"

I do think this impression that everything is about to kill you is somewhat overstated.......and I've lived and worked in the "real outback" .....

But love the article... Hilarious 😂

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On 1/25/2021 at 9:07 AM, cookie47 said:

No, Although the Sydney funnel web spider does frequent gardens/houses in the greater Sydney area the chance if seeing one "as a tourist" is probably minus zero. I've only seen One in a zoo "but" I'm not from Sydney"

I do think this impression that everything is about to kill you is somewhat overstated.......and I've lived and worked in the "real outback" .....

But love the article... Hilarious 😂

I think all this fear and apprehension is ridiculous.  My cousin from Vancouver flew to Darwin and he didn't die for 8 days.  First he got stung by jelly fish, then he ate a bad witchetty  grub- then he went swimming and a sea going croc got him .  His little girl wasn't as lucky-  after only 5 days a dingo carried her off.  His wife did better- she lasted 11 days before falling off Ayers Rock/Uluru. 

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12 minutes ago, Davaoeno said:

apprehension is ridiculous.

Sounds like they had a fairly nice family oriented holiday in The Northern Territory...🥴🦘 .Are they booked Next year....?

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5 hours ago, Kabisay-an gid said:

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That's the happiest shark I've seen.

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Ricky decides to go back home to Melbourne so he calls Qantas Airlines to book his flight. The operator asks him, 'How many people are flying with you?' Ricky replies, 'Strewth mate, how would I know.  It's your plane.'

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Love it, thanks

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Three older ladies were sitting in the pub discussing their early sex Life.

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The second lady says." Well..My husband was like a sports car.Long,smooth and very quick..

The third lady says.."Ahh,,My husband was like an old Austin 7.

Spits ands farts and needed hand starting..

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