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Semper paratus
On 7/2/2019 at 9:23 PM, trevorclap007 said:

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Always check out and see what the mother looks like and other female relatives. It'll give you a glimpse of what you wife will end up looking like. :highfive:

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On 7/2/2019 at 9:42 PM, Semper paratus said:

Always check out and see what the mother looks like and other female relatives. It'll give you a glimpse of what you wife will end up looking like. :highfive:

It can, but not necessarily. Often it is the environment the person grows up in that determines their physical features ... and not their genes.

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On 7/2/2019 at 9:42 PM, Semper paratus said:

Always check out and see what the mother looks like and other female relatives. It'll give you a glimpse of what you wife will end up looking like. :highfive:

Shit.. Good advice bit a bit late for that advice in this group isn't it..  

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to_dave007
1 hour ago, Topper said:

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time

Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. 

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. 

They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. 

Finally the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively."I would like it infrequently" she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over toward her and said...."Is that one word or two?"

I might read this a bit differently from others..  My mum is 86.. and after being widowed 15 years her new partner is 91.

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cookie47
11 hours ago, trevorclap007 said:

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Love it, looks so much like Aussie Police (can't see the badge clearly), but definitely Aussie humour 

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bert
2 hours ago, cookie47 said:

Love it, looks so much like Aussie Police (can't see the badge clearly), but definitely Aussie humour 

you could be spot on there

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2 hours ago, bert said:

you could be spot on there

No pun intended?

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On 7/4/2019 at 4:40 AM, to_dave007 said:

I might read this a bit differently from others..  My mum is 86.. and after being widowed 15 years her new partner is 91.

Gold digger eh?

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