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Chako 169 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 5 hours ago, Salty Dog said: I got tired of the Movie Theater prices years ago......I love WallyWorld's free skits. Link to post Share on other sites
+to_dave007 6,740 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 On 1/14/2022 at 11:51 AM, philuk said: I noticed the caption in this joke.. so I thought a proper Newfie joke is in order.. Did you hear about the war between Nova Scotia and Newfoundland?. ? The newfies were throwing grenades and the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites
cookie47 3,684 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 58 minutes ago, to_dave007 said: I noticed the caption in this joke.. so I thought a proper Newfie joke is in order.. Did you hear about the war between Nova Scotia and Newfoundland?. ? The newfies were throwing grenades and the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back Regarding the picture..... A Friend had a coloured (commercially made including human) poster size of this graphic attached to the inside of the toilet door. The caption said. Last person to use, Please when roll is finished Please reverse roll for the next person.. Sent from my M2003J15SC using Tapatalk 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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SkyMan 26,648 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 I keep seeing this watch advertised. It looks kind of perverted. I would hate to see it at 1 o'clock. 19 hours ago, Semper paratus said: Sunglasses? 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites
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Chako 169 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 4 hours ago, Salty Dog said: Haha....that reminds me of this ol story! Paramedics free man stuck in pool Published Jul. 17, 1994 Police and paramedics made an early morning call to a motel to free a man whose penis was caught in a swimming pool suction fitting. A clerk at the Scottish Inn motel made a 911 call at 4:45 a.m. Friday, saying the 33-year-old man was trapped in the swimming pool. "As I approached the man," a police officer wrote in his report, "I could see his pants were down to his knees and his penis was stuck in a suction hole located on the north-side wall of the swimming pool." A police officer identified the man as Robert Scott Cheuvront of Lakeland. The pool's pump was shut off before paramedics arrived, but the man still could not free himself because his penis had become swollen in the small hole that serves as part of the pool's filtration system. Paramedics inserted a lubricant around the suction fitting, and after about 40 minutes, authorities were able to free the man. The man, who had rented a room at the motel, told police he had gone swimming around 12:30 a.m. He was discovered more than four hours later. He was treated at Lakeland Regional Medical Center and released with bruised genitalia. 3 2 Link to post Share on other sites
lamoe 15,620 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 3 hours ago, Chako said: Haha....that reminds me of this ol story! Paramedics free man stuck in pool Published Jul. 17, 1994 Police and paramedics made an early morning call to a motel to free a man whose penis was caught in a swimming pool suction fitting. A clerk at the Scottish Inn motel made a 911 call at 4:45 a.m. Friday, saying the 33-year-old man was trapped in the swimming pool. "As I approached the man," a police officer wrote in his report, "I could see his pants were down to his knees and his penis was stuck in a suction hole located on the north-side wall of the swimming pool." A police officer identified the man as Robert Scott Cheuvront of Lakeland. The pool's pump was shut off before paramedics arrived, but the man still could not free himself because his penis had become swollen in the small hole that serves as part of the pool's filtration system. Paramedics inserted a lubricant around the suction fitting, and after about 40 minutes, authorities were able to free the man. The man, who had rented a room at the motel, told police he had gone swimming around 12:30 a.m. He was discovered more than four hours later. He was treated at Lakeland Regional Medical Center and released with bruised genitalia. Later appeared in p*orno movies as "Long Dong Cheuvront" 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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