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Being nervous and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy on a recommendation, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco , where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating. 
 
As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure.
 
"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me. 
 
"I haven't got an erection," I replied. 
 
"No, but I have," replied the nurse! 

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As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears,

You have been with me all through the bad times.

When I got fired, you were there to support me.

When my business failed, you were there.

When I got shot, you were by my side.

When we lost the house, you stayed right here.

When my health started failing, you were still by my side...

You know what Martha?

What dear? she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

 

“I'm beginning to think you're bad luck.”

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