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On 2/11/2018 at 4:42 PM, newtocebu said:

I love how my wife pronounces chocolate - chookulit

We are planning a 1 day tour trip to Bohol. My wife asked if we were going to climb the chocolate hills. I told her that we would be on an overlook where we could see the entire landscape and take photos....

"so we're not getting any chocolate?"

"Maybe at the gift shop sweetheart."

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My wife asks me stuff like, "Where's my lipstick?"  WTFO?

I used to try to get back at her by asking, "Where's my hammer?"  That results in several minutes explaining what a hammer is.

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My wife is always singing. One time early in our relationship she was singing "fly like an Eagle". I had her repeat one line several times. Sure enough,...

"shoot the children, with no shoes on their feet".

Damn kids anyway.

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It's her period, which apparently means in the Philippines that she can't ride her bike to her friends house, she can't water plants or plant anything at all, she also can't exercise.

 

But going to the mall and walking around all day, and also eating ice cream or chocolate is all good with the period. :lol:

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On 4/9/2018 at 5:44 AM, Salty Dog said:

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I am fairly certain this qualifies as emotional abuse. especially if there are tacos in that box

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4 hours ago, KID said:

I am fairly certain this qualifies as emotional abuse. especially if there are tacos in that box

Might be worth getting stabbed for some authentic Mexican tacos!:huh:

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