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January 31, 2018 in Jokes & Humor
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When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in North Platte, Nebraska, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value.
Later, when the nurses were going th
37 minutes ago, A_Simple_Man said:
Amazing the difference a little punctuation can make.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
They each had a dollar and a quarter
Jill came down with two dollars and fifty cents
They didn't go up for no water.
Mary had a little lamb
Boy was the doctor surprised
But when Old Mc Donnald had a farm
They couldn't believe their eyes.
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch poor Rover a bone.
But when she bent over,
Rover drove her, because Rover had a bone of his own.
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