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The dollar signs tattooed on my forehead that only Filipinas can see might have something to do with it.. 

 

Where can I find one of those tattoos?  Lee, you can make a fortune if you have the patent rights to it. The lines would extend around the block.

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Yes it was. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a "teeth brush".

99,94% dont know what Mega Powerball is, and they think Bahamas is in Muslim Mindanao. Better, "I going to Jollibee want to come?"

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Where can I find one of those tattoos?  Lee, you can make a fortune if you have the patent rights to it. The lines would extend around the block.

If you are a westerner then you already were born with them and they usually only show up to women who want a meal ticket but occasionally do show up to scammer men who also want to part you with your money, there are many of those around also, especially in the Philippines. 

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Not just the south....you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

My favorite was one from Jeff Foxworthy when I saw him live in Gulfport, Mississippi:

 

 "Git in the truck, bitch!"

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99,94% dont know what Mega Powerball is, and they think Bahamas is in Muslim Mindanao.

Better, "I going to Jollibee want to come?"

hey girl come and sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up

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Are your feet tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day. 

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8 hours ago, Salty Dog said:

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"Yeah, and keep walking!"  :biggrin_01:

 

46 minutes ago, Paul said:

Are your feet tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day. 

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First... spill a drink on the floor under her bar-stool... then walk up... look down and say...

"Did you spill your drink or are you just happy to see me"?

or...

"If I tell you that you have a nice body... will you hold it against me"?

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I'm finding that a variation on an old line works here:

"Is that a foreigner baby you have there?"

"No"

"Would you like one?"

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