Topper 3,913 Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 The dollar signs tattooed on my forehead that only Filipinas can see might have something to do with it.. Where can I find one of those tattoos? Lee, you can make a fortune if you have the patent rights to it. The lines would extend around the block. Link to post Share on other sites
Lee 17,710 Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Where can I find one of those tattoos? Lee, you can make a fortune if you have the patent rights to it. The lines would extend around the block. If you are a westerner then you already were born with them and they usually only show up to women who want a meal ticket but occasionally do show up to scammer men who also want to part you with your money, there are many of those around also, especially in the Philippines. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
sugbu777 2,687 Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 (edited) Not just the south....you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? My favorite was one from Jeff Foxworthy when I saw him live in Gulfport, Mississippi: "Git in the truck, bitch!" Edited January 23, 2017 by sugbu777 4 Link to post Share on other sites
bert 123 Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 99,94% dont know what Mega Powerball is, and they think Bahamas is in Muslim Mindanao. Better, "I going to Jollibee want to come?" hey girl come and sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Administrator +Salty Dog 68,036 Posted January 30, 2017 Administrator Share Posted January 30, 2017 Link to post Share on other sites
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Paul 55,113 Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Are your feet tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Kabisay-an gid 6,803 Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 8 hours ago, Salty Dog said: "Yeah, and keep walking!" 46 minutes ago, Paul said: Are your feet tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
whatsfun 298 Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 First... spill a drink on the floor under her bar-stool... then walk up... look down and say... "Did you spill your drink or are you just happy to see me"? or... "If I tell you that you have a nice body... will you hold it against me"? Link to post Share on other sites
A_Simple_Man 6,193 Posted February 13, 2017 Author Share Posted February 13, 2017 I'm finding that a variation on an old line works here: "Is that a foreigner baby you have there?" "No" "Would you like one?" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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