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  1. How many guys itching to live here are bringing their wife and how many are coming here for a wife or gf. Some foreigner starts talking to me at ribshack in seaside and we are talking about this very subject. He says he dont mind the restrictions at all. Food is great. Roads first class. Bi just a minor blimp. LTO HIS BIKE JUST A LONG DAY BUT EXCITING. MEDICAL. SURE HE SAYS I AM 71 but world top doctors in philippines .. i never seen a guy so excited to be here .. food comes oh beef kabob good. My eyes hit high alert a pretty tall well built under 25 year old comes over with a few
    11 points
  2. I wonder how many LinC members can get to those good hospitals within an hour when they have a heart attack or stroke?
    10 points
  3. Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, "go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, i'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference.' The two old men go upstairs and take care of their business. As they are walking home the first man says, 'you know, i think my girl was dead!' 'Dead?' says his frie
    10 points
  4. A Queenslander is drinking in a West Australian Pub when he gets a call on his mobile phone and as he listens to the call he starts grinning from ear to ear, then when he disconnects he shouts to the barman that he wants to buy everyone in the bar a drink. The barman starts serving the drinks and the people start to crowd around keen to know what they are celebrating. "Well," he announces, "My wife's just produced a typical Queensland baby boy weighing 25 pounds". Nobody can believe that any baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Queenslander just shrugs, "That's about average in Qu
    10 points
  5. I had that discussion earlier than you when my six year old who, I discovered last month, figured out how to set up his own channel and post videos. I was unknowingly the subject of maybe four of them. Fortunately, “sexy chubby, white bald guy, underwear, stepping on Legos” were not popular search terms, and I shut that down before any views.
    9 points
  6. Just yesterday my VA doctor told me to get out of the house more. Then I got this from a friend today. Coincidence ? Clint nailed it:
    8 points
  7. Here are some of my pics of a migratory Chinese Goshawk... A resident Philippine Serpent Eagle... And the Brahminy Kite. Many people mistakenly call this the Philippine Eagle but it's a lot smaller and more common than the national bird...
    8 points
  8. Good hospitals in Cebu? I don't know any... I've heard many people say Chong Hua is "practically a western hospital", but honestly from what I have heard and seen myself, it is just dirty and outdated, malpractice and negligence seems to be the standard. If I had some serious health condition I wouldn't trust the hospitals here, it just seems too risky.
    7 points
  9. I bailed in April, the biggest thing for me was the over 60s not being allowed out, i could see that lasting forever .Plus life is pretty good in NZ right now. no masks,no restrictions ,carry on as normal.
    7 points
  10. Day 81 of lockdown...finally got to the bottom of my freezer!!!
    7 points
  11. Mick says to Pete, "I'm getting circumcised tomorrow." Pete says, "I had that done when I was just a few days old." Mick asks, "Does it hurt?" Pete says, "Well I couldn't walk for about a year."
    7 points
  12. A Kiwi and an Aussie are fishing one afternoon and have a couple of cold beers. After a while the Aussie says to the Kiwi, "If I was to sneak over to your house and made wild passionate love to your wife while you were at work, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?" The Kiwi after a great deal of thought, says, "I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even."
    7 points
  13. Tropical Cyclone Quinta (international name Molave) intensified into a typhoon on Sunday, a few hours before making landfall over San Miguel Island in Albay's Tabaco City at 6:10 p.m., over Malinao, Albay at 6:50 p.m., and over San Andres, Quezon at 10:30 p.m. Love the name of this place! Told the wife "get the bucket list we're adding an entry." After this Covid crap is over we gonna go to San Miguel island in Tabaco City. Fire up an Indepencia 1898 double corona and crack a grande of pilsen for a selfie on the beach. I Googled it and it looks like a lovely spot with a view of Mayon vol
    6 points
  14. Nobody moves to the PI for the medical care. They go for the women. Period. End of story.
    6 points
  15. Do what i do to fix a depressed women send money seems to cheer them up quickly
    6 points
  16. Long time ago when I was considering making the P's a home, I started to notice that at around 5 years people where throwing in the towel and leaving for a myriad of reasons. The longer I stayed the more irritated I became with things that should not have bothered me. Now I find my kumbiah attitude in the P's lasts at most 6 weeks. I had a health scare in the US, which ended my plan to go to the P's once I was no longer mobile. Takes a special kind of person to live in the PI's and I am not one of them.
    6 points
  17. Haa Sent from my M2003J15SC using Tapatalk
    6 points
  18. Our rafter of turkeys continues to thrive. One hen is missing from the pic as she's sitting on a dozen more eggs.
    6 points
  19. Are you allowed to say what your channel is, or at least give a hint on what search term to type into Youtube? I am not a youtuber, and only few short years ago managed to convince my two kids that being a professional youtuber in lieu of finishing the 6th grade was NOT a good career move......
    6 points
  20. If the house.is not sold wife says its because i like it here if sold wife says its because i want to come back here men never win
    6 points
  21. Today on, Teach the wife new things, she studied altitude sickness.
    6 points
  22. An Aussie pirate walks into a bar with a wooden leg, a hook and an eye patch. The Barman says 'Sheesh - How'd you lose the leg' The Pirate says 'Arrrrr - A shark took it off at the knee' The Barman says 'Thats no good, what about the hand?' The Piarate says 'Arrrrg - Lost it in a bloody bar brawl' The Barman says 'Jeez - Well what about the eye then?' The Pirate says 'Thats easy a seagul crapped in it' The Barman says 'What?!?!' The Pirate says 'Arrrrrrr...I'd only had the hook one day...'
    6 points
  23. For when your feeling down...think of the uphill battle these little guys face!
    6 points
  24. UPDATE: I received my 1-year (59 day stay) multiple entry Visa today. That is 8 days door-to-door Minnesota to San Francisco and back.
    6 points
  25. An Australian was having a party and invited all his neighbors including the local shopkeeper Abdul. He says to his guests "We can't go in the pool yet because there's a 12ft crocodile it, but I will give $1000 to the first person who can jump in and kill it!" Then there was a splash and there was Abdul thrashing about with the 'crock' for about 5 minutes, he kills it and jumps out covered in blood ! The host says "That was amazing here's the money" Abdul says "Thanks ...... I'll give $1000 to the person that tells me who the fuck pushed me in!"
    6 points
  26. A recent study by the "Australian Institute of useless information " found: 10% of men like woman with long slender legs. Another 10% found they like woman with more rounded legs. The other 80% said they like something in between.
    6 points
  27. Reminds me of when I worked in a gas station after school, for 5 years 1958 to 1962. 3 different owners. One guy was a real character, he welded on a lot of exhaust dumps, pipes with screw off caps for racing, Not sure if they made the cars faster but they sure were loud. Anyhow I washed the bay floors down with gasoline each night as it was cheap. Then flushed it down the sewer inside the bay with water. One day I am in the office doing something while Ace was welding. I heard this big kaboom and out crawled Ace from under the car he was welding dumps onto which was right over that big square
    5 points
  28. I loved that comedian (even though I have not one ounce of military in me. Re the Marines... My good friend a veteran police officer in Melbourne once told Me. When he was first posted as a young rookie as soon as the station got a call for a pub fight he would be the first to get into the van with his colleagues behind... His Sargent once said,,gee your enthusiastic about your job...He replied. No Sarge ,when we get to the pub I'll be the last out and hopefully itl all be over...
    5 points
  29. I noticed in two of the official government posts in this thread that there are various references. To : Seniors Senior Citizen Elderly People No wonder we are confused. However I guess I can be two out of three. I I'm waiting for Old Fart to be used🙃🦘
    5 points
  30. A sheila bought a pair of crotchless knickers in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life... She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the lounge suite opposite Bruce. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs and slowly recrosses them … Finally Bruce asks: ”Are you wearing crotchless knickers?” “Y-e-s,” she answers with a seductive smile. “Thank Christ for that …. I thought the stuffing was coming out of the lounge suite.”
    5 points
  31. Replaced tires / rims 1st thing after getting Multicab with larger width. Tires stuck outside of wheelwell, splashed mud up onto body. Had fenders installed, Also made mudflaps from bedliner material and riveted in place. Just before Ramos market coming from Colon road is very marrow - me left hand lane - van in right - he drifts over - I have motor passing me on left - hit horn - he dosen't stop in time - brushes front right fender - gets out - yelling - then sees I'm a foreigner pointing at my dash cam - stops yelling. Of course people start gathering and traffic backing up - I said
    5 points
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