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  1. I'm generally happy as a clam here too. We'll all have our off-days and frustrations now and then though. Venting once in a while is a healthy thing as long as it doesn't become your default state and this forum is as good a place as any to occasionally blow off some steam about living in the Philippines; we've all been there at some point. To the OP: Wise to give it some more time (six months) to re-evaluate as you're doing. Whether you end up staying or going I hope you find your happy place. .
    11 points
  2. Online Dating Site: Women: I hope he's not a weirdo, or a serial killer, or needy, control freak, violent, unhygienic, unemployed, perverted, bad-tempered, ill-mannered, insecure, cheater Men: I hope she's not fat
    10 points
  3. Went out last Monday night to a Halloween Party. I was dressed as a chicken. I met a girl dressed as an egg. A lifelong question was answered. It was the chicken.
    10 points
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  5. That's so true. I had a lady complain that we Broke her Radio whilst it was having a roadworthy inspection.She went right off ballistic at the counter.I went to the car with her got in switched on ignition and then radio. It burst into life ???.I said the inspector switched it off .....O....it's always been on she said.....How do you do that".…..??? Sent from my M2003J15SC using Tapatalk
    8 points
  6. They say you learn something new everyday. Today I learned three new things: 1. Don’t wear wireless earbuds when urinating in the toilet. 2. It’s amazing how quickly you can stop pissing and thrust your hand into a toilet bowl of your own piss to fish the unlucky earbud out. 3. Sony WM-1000XM3 earbuds can withstand a dunking in the toilet and a lengthy rinse under the cold tap. Side Note: Use the other hand if you are wearing a wrist watch. More household tips in the future as accidents happen.
    8 points
  7. A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was; after listening to her story, he calmed her down and sat her in another room. Then the doctor marched down the hallway to the first doctor's room. "What wrong with you?" he demanded. This woman is 63 years old, she has two grown children and several grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?!!" T
    8 points
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  9. Most of his life Aussie Joe has suffered with bad headaches. He finally goes to the doctor and after many tests the Doctor says, “Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on a nerve at the base of your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.' Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospit
    7 points
  10. Their entry / exit rules and regulations are about as clear as mud in a beer bottle!! When are the ruling clowns going to realise that they are stuffing up the one industry that could pull the Phils out of the shit. And the same point scoring politically based crap is going on here in Oz and other countries too. Perhaps that method of wiping clearing out the ruling gurus and starting fresh has some merit. At least keep the bastards honest.. perhaps!
    7 points
  11. News: ‘Swimmer killed in Australia great white shark attack ‘died doing what he enjoyed’. What? Being eaten by a damn shark??
    7 points
  12. Funny. Good to see you guys "Milking" this for all you can get.
    7 points
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