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Why Men and Women Think Differently. This Guy Nails It.

Women are more complicated than men. Men are very simple. And you know why? It’s because their brains are so different. First, I want to start with men. Men’s brains are very unique. Most women don’t realize that whether we are having sex or watching sports, our brains are made up of little boxes. We’ve got a box for everything. We’ve got a box for the car. We’ve got a box for the money. We’ve got a box for the job. We’ve got a box for you. We’ve got a box for the kids. We’ve got a box for your mother someplace in the basement.

We’ve got boxes everywhere. And the rule is: THE BOXES DON’T TOUCH. When a man discusses a particular subject, we go to that box, we pull that box, and we discuss ONLY what is in that box. And then we close the box and put it away being very, very careful not to touch other boxes.

Now, women’s brains are very, very different from men’s brains. Women’s brains are made up of a big ball of wire. And EVERYTHING is connected to everything. The money is connected to the car, and the car is connected to your job, and your kids are connected to your mother, and EVERYTHING IS ALL CONNECTED. It’s like the Internet superhighway, and it’s all driven by energy we call EMOTION. It’s one of the reasons why women tend to remember … EVERYTHING.

Because, if you take an event and you connect it to an emotion, it burns in your memory and you can remember it forever. The same thing can happen to men. It just doesn’t happen very often, because quite frankly, we don’t care. Women tend to care about EVERYTHING. And she just loves it.

Now men, we have a box in our brain that most women are not aware of. This particular box has NOTHING in it. In fact, we call it the NOTHING BOX. And of all the boxes a man has in his brain, the NOTHING BOX is our favorite. If a man has a chance, he’ll go to his NOTHING BOX every time. That’s why a man can do something seemingly completely brain dead for hours on end. You know … like FISHING.

Now, they’ve measured this. The University of Pennsylvania a couple of years ago did a study and discovered that men have the ability to think about absolutely nothing and still breathe.

Women can’t do it. Their mind never stops. They don’t understand the NOTHING BOX, and it drives them crazy … because nothing drives a woman crazy faster than to watch a man doing NOTHING.

 

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Richard K

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DECISIONS

Before I came here I had a mental list of "to do things" (anyone who owns a house/ condo  knows)

1. Must be done - fix leaking faucet, fix squeaky door, fix, fix, fix,

2. Should be done - clean screens / windows, seal decks before summer

3. What I wanted to do - fly kites, drones, nothing

Now my biggest decision is to continue posting now or go back to bed and watch her sleep?

BYE.

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3 hours ago, Kahuna said:

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