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Fulking Indecent Old Woman

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http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/10572946.Fulking_sunbather_reported_as__indecent__to_police_by_neighbour/

 

 


 

A pensioner who donned a bikini top to sunbathe in her garden was contacted by police after neighbours complained.
 
Euphemia Holdingbarnes, 70, was strolling in her paddock at her home in Fulking, West Sussex, wearing a bikini top and long skirt on Tuesday - when temperatures reached the mid-twenties.
 
But a neighbour decided her outfit was inappropriate - and reported her to the police.
 
She said: “I was walking the boundary as you have to do with a paddock.
 
“My neighbour called the police for being indecently clothed - I have been reported for being in a bikini top on my own land.
 
 
“I was only wearing a bikini top and a long skirt down to my ankles.
 
“I was having a lovely time and then got a call from a police officer.
 
“I just thought it was so ridiculous. Indecently attired in a bikini - I mean, what next?”
 
 
She said disagreements with neighbours have continued for about two years - but had hit a new low with this week's complaint.
 
Ms Holdingbarnes said: “There have been a big long list of things which have happened.
 
“But to actually report me to the police for wearing a bikini top, I mean, good lord.
 
“It's such a bizarre thing to do, especially considering we have been having such hot weather.”
 
 
The 19-day heatwave - the longest since 1997 - ended on Monday when temperatures peaked below 28 degrees for the first time.
 
A Sussex Police spokesman said: “We received a call from a neighbour on Wednesday 24 July, complaining that a woman who lives in Fulking was dressed inappropriately.
 
“We had cause to call the woman referred to on other matters and mentioned to her that the call had been received.
 
“However there is no suggestion that the woman has committed any criminal offence and police are taking no action.”

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hahaha I thought you were trying to avoid the foul language detector with "Fulking". I wonder if she was fulking embarassed when the police showed up?

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Reminds me of the old joke about the old lady who called police because her neighbor was walking around naked inside his house with the windows open.

 

The police arrived at her house, looked at her neighbors place and told her 'But you can only see him from the waist up. How do you know he is naked?"

 

"Stand on a chair, she said".

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How nice that the police are not taking any action against the woman who committed no crime.

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Why aren't they taking action against the Fulking lady that called the Fulking police for a false Fulking crime?

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I have a neighbour who regularly sunbathes topless in her garden.

 

As she is 75++ it is proof of the existance of gravity!

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ye the way this world is going you better watch out for what you can and can not do on your own property or inside your house 

if it was me the old lady i would have file charges for harassment and than sun bate in full nude :) 

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Thank you for not posting pictures.

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http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/10572946.Fulking_sunbather_reported_as__indecent__to_police_by_neighbour/

 

 

 

A pensioner who donned a bikini top to sunbathe in her garden was contacted by police after neighbours complained.
 
Euphemia Holdingbarnes, 70, was strolling in her paddock at her home in Fulking, West Sussex, wearing a bikini top and long skirt on Tuesday - when temperatures reached the mid-twenties.
 
But a neighbour decided her outfit was inappropriate - and reported her to the police.
 
She said: “I was walking the boundary as you have to do with a paddock.
 
“My neighbour called the police for being indecently clothed - I have been reported for being in a bikini top on my own land.
 
 
“I was only wearing a bikini top and a long skirt down to my ankles.
 
“I was having a lovely time and then got a call from a police officer.
 
“I just thought it was so ridiculous. Indecently attired in a bikini - I mean, what next?”
 
 
She said disagreements with neighbours have continued for about two years - but had hit a new low with this week's complaint.
 
Ms Holdingbarnes said: “There have been a big long list of things which have happened.
 
“But to actually report me to the police for wearing a bikini top, I mean, good lord.
 
“It's such a bizarre thing to do, especially considering we have been having such hot weather.”
 
 
The 19-day heatwave - the longest since 1997 - ended on Monday when temperatures peaked below 28 degrees for the first time.
 
A Sussex Police spokesman said: “We received a call from a neighbour on Wednesday 24 July, complaining that a woman who lives in Fulking was dressed inappropriately.
 
“We had cause to call the woman referred to on other matters and mentioned to her that the call had been received.
 
“However there is no suggestion that the woman has committed any criminal offence and police are taking no action.”

 

Apparently, they don't have a Walmart there.

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