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On 3/5/2017 at 7:57 PM, KID said:

 

With the stiff ?

I love the quote at the end of your message.  No truer words were ever spoken. Thanks Kid.

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1 hour ago, Topper said:

I love the quote at the end of your message.  No truer words were ever spoken. Thanks Kid.

Get a room

Don't share the videos.

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22 hours ago, Skywalker said:

Get a room

Don't share the videos.

LOL...I was talking about the quote from Teddy Roosevelt.

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Expat w/  not so stupid brother inlaw after all lol

 

An expat married to pinay

While he was out sight seeing

He recieved a call from his mother inlaw

His wife is at the hospital giving birth

He asked the mother inlaw who took her to the hospital

She said her brother

 Cut short

Upon arriving at the hospital

He asked the nurse about his wife

She gave birth to twins

Who named my twins girl and a boy

Your brother inlaw

Ohhh god not that stupid ass

What did he name my daughter

Daniece sir

Hmmm good name i guess his not so stupid after all

What did he name my boy

Danephew

 

 

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My brother liked saying

 

"That's my niece Denise"

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Expat and the wise filipino

 

An expat wanting to use the internet in philippines

As we all know internet in philippines is slow like a snail

So the expat looked around at the mall for a free wifi connections

He sat down at the table and try to connect to their wifi

Needs a pass word so he asked the waiter

May i ask whats the pass word of your free wifi

Eat first sir

Uh ok let me have a sandwich and a coke

When he was done with his sandwich

Now can you tell me the pass word

Eat first sir

He looked at the menu and order again

When he was done

Now can you give me the pass word

Eat first sir

I am full i cant eat anymore

What is the pass word

Eat first sir is the pass word

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