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An expat married to pinay

On his death bed 

Expat: darling promise me one thing

Pinay: anything honey

Expat: when i die i want all of my money to be burried with me in my casket

Pinay: yes honey i promise

When the expat died

The pinay friends asked her did you really put all of his money

On the casket

Her reply

Yes ofcourse thats what he wanted

I write him a check

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One thing for sure, we cannot take it with us. My dad would always tell our family, "He never saw a U-Haul following a hearse".

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That's not an active hearse. There was one in my home town that was rumored they used to get it on in at night.

 

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5 minutes ago, RogerDat said:

That's not an active hearse. There was one in my home town that was rumored they used to get it on in at night.

 

 

That's ok! I still enjoyed your come-back to my dad's comment. Wherever he is, I am sure he liked it too.

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On 3/1/2017 at 11:47 PM, RogerDat said:

That's not an active hearse. There was one in my home town that was rumored they used to get it on in at night.

 

 

With the stiff ?

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On 3/6/2017 at 10:57 AM, KID said:

 

With the stiff ?

 

I guess that was their meaning of "Get a room."

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On 3/6/2017 at 10:57 AM, KID said:

With the stiff ?

That can be a challenge for some. 

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6 hours ago, Monsoon said:

That can be a challenge for some. 

getting it on with a stiff or getting stiff?

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