A Chinese guy and Jewish guy are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, the Jewish guy gets up and punches the Chinese guy.
"What the hell was that for??"
Jewish guy says, "That was for bombing Pearl Harbor!"
"You fecking idiot! The JAPANESE bombed Pearl Harbor! I'm Chinese, you moron!"
Jewish guy says, "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese... all the same to me!"
A couple minutes later, the Chinese guy gets up and clobbers the Jewish guy.
Jewish guy says, "What the hell was that for?"
Chinese guy says, "That was for sinking the Titanic!"
Jewish guy says, "Are you fecking stupid? The Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!"
"Iceberg, Greenberg, Steinberg... "