The wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said "Nothing." She replied back, "You did that yesterday." To which I answered, "I wasn't finished."
The reason I say 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she then would have asked 'about what ?' At that point I would have had to explain, once again, that men are deep thinkers
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they really 'know' ?
Well, after another cold beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
Yes, it's time for another beer, and then maybe a nap in that hammock that I put up just for this very reason.