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About mabutiman

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  • Birthday 09/07/1960

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    Quezon city, Manila
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    Manufacturing / marketing unique molded easy change led backlit advertising promo products

Philippines Experience

  • Philippines
    Current resident
  1. High-Tech Car Door
  2. 1. A pilot who was a little too honest. On a Continental Flight with a very “senior” Flight Attendant crew, the Pilot said, “Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your Flight Attendants. 2. A flight attendant’s friendly reminder. On landing, the Stewardess said, “Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you’re going to leave anything, please make sure it’s something we’d like to have” 3. This flight attendant who had a pretty good point. There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane” 4. This airline that was keeping it real. “Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.” 5. This pilot who was keeping it even realer. After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a Flight Attendant on a Northwest flight announced, “Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted.” 8. Perfect. Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we’ll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines.” 9.Who doesn’t love freebies? “Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and, in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments.” 10. Amen. “As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.” And from the Pilot during his welcome message: “Delta Airlines is pleased to have some of the best Flight Attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!” 12. Can’t argue with this one. Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt lake City: The Flight Attendant came on the intercom and said, “That was quite a bump, and I know what y’all are thinking. I’m here to tell you it wasn’t the Airline’s fault, it wasn’t the Pilot’s fault, it wasn’t the Flight Attendant’s fault. It was the asphalt.” 15. Little old ladies are the best. An Airline Pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The Airline had a policy which required the First Officer to stand at the door while the Passengers exited, smile, and give them a “Thanks for flying our Airline.” He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said,”Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?”"Why, no, Ma’am,” said the Pilot. “What is it?”The little old lady said, “Did we land, or were we shot down?” 16. I may have been on this flight. After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Attendant came on with, “Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt. Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we’ll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal” 17. Always. Part of a Flight Attendant’s arrival announcement: “We’d like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you’ll think of US Airways.”
  3. GOLF.mp4
  4. Black shirt guy ....who puts up his hands at first ...
  5. This Robber did not know ALL the customers had guns.
  6. Ralph is 80 years old and he’s always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. One day, he couldn’t wait any longer, so he bought a pair and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?” Ralph’s wife Ethel looked at him and said “Nope.”. Frustrated, Ralph stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. He asked Ethel a little louder this time, “Notice anything different NOW?”. Ethel looked up and said in her best deadpan look “Ralph, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday and it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.”. Furious, Ralph yelled, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, ETHEL?”. “Nope. Not a clue, Ralph,” she replied. “IT’S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!” Without missing a beat Ethel replied “Shoulda bought a hat, Ralph. Shoulda bought a hat.”
  7. I have a good friend who was charged and did jail time for giving the web site url for naked videos to his filipino step son ...he is now on the register until 2020 !!
  8. PIANO JUGGLER
  9. This is worth a look. They have finally reached the peak of craziness. They drive these cars up cliffs and up trees
  10. TRUE DEFINITION OF A CO-PILOT ~ NO BETTER EXPLANATION HAS EVER EVOLVED! Many years ago on a long trans-continental flight, an elderly lady asked if she could visit the cockpit. When she got up there, she found four crew. She asked the first what he did, and he explained that he was the Navigator and his responsibilities were to keep the aircraft on its track across the earth. She turned to next one and asked what he did. He explained that he was the Flight Engineer and his job was to monitor and troubleshoot any aircraft or engine system problems to keep the aircraft operating smoothly. She turned to the next one and asked what he did. He explained that as the Captain he was responsible for everything in the aircraft and to fly and direct everyone in it. She turned to the First Officer and asked, "Well young man, what is your job?" He replied "Ma'am, I am the captain's sexual advisor." Somewhat shocked, she said, "I beg your pardon young man, but what do you mean by that?" "Very simple ma'am. The captain has told me on a number of occasions that when he wants my f**king advice, he'll ask me."
  11. Just bought the ONEPLUS 3T ....best phone I have owned so far ...so many features and great value !! Read about it here ... https://oneplus.net/3t