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      New Members: Click Here   03/09/2017

      Hello. If you are a new member, and feel a bit apprehensive about posting in the "open" forums, or, just wish to get your "sea legs" prior to posting in the open forums, feel free to post anything you wish to talk about, in the Newbies Forum. No one will bother you, or give you any sort of grief. Everyone there is happy to help you get answers to your questions.


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  • Birthday 12/29/1947

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    Camping, Fishing, Competition rifle and pistol shooting and other outdoor activities.

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    Visited 6 to 9 trips

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  1. Lighten up. I was only making a joke.
  2. Now what? You can't make jokes about any ethnic groups or anyone else for that matter. Now you can't even make a joke about bombs. I was was just going to post a joke about a Blond bombshell who walks into a bar.... Never mind.
  3. Speaking of.... When a new neighbor moved in next door, it wasn't until a couple of days later that I got to meet him over the fence in the back yard. He told me his name was Jack. Later on when the wife came home I told her I met the new neighbor. She asked me his name and I told her it was Jack. Then she said "well, what's his last name" and I told her "Meoff". Is that German she asked. It took her a while to get the joke.
  4. Funny you should mention that. I noticed a big difference in the "weight factor" during my last trip to the PI just recently. We visited about 10 different islands and I noticed more heavier Filipinos than I did when I first visited the PI in 2004. It must be all that Western fast food that is becoming more popular with the local inhabitants.
  5. Now...that's a belly flop. He probably displaced a couple of acres of water.
  6. We just got back a couple of weeks ago from the PI. We spent a month island hopping. Before your next long flight, pick up a pair of those medical leg socks that come up to the knee. I wore them on the plane for the flight from Denver, Colorado to Tokyo, Japan and they worked like a charm. No cramps or swollen legs like I would get every time on those long flights. And you are right about staying hydrated. Drink plenty of water on the flight. You'll feel much better when you arrive at your destination. Sorry about the kid. They can sure make a long flight miserable.
  7. Thank you for showing us that side of yourself.
  8. You know, you are right. Only consider yourself and the hell with other people. After all you are special and do not need to regard other people or their feelings. Do what you like. No need for respect, kindness, compassion or consideration for anyone else but yourself. Way to go dude!
  9. Something about a woman in a uniform. Especially one with a military bearing.
  10. It was funny Mike, because I was thinking you meant the real bunnies and when I opened the link I said to myself "yep, that's the ones I was thinking of". Of course, I only read Playboy for the articles.
  11. You mean the ones that tore the cover off of a book of matches and sent it in to learn how to drive a big rig?
  12. Yeah, me too. But I did manage to meet a lovely lady who didn't have a problem with it. Been married to the woman for 12 years now. And YES!, I'm still in love with her. It was funny when she had to explain it to her family when they kept asking her when she is going to have kids. I told her to tell them that it was like when you shoot a handgun, lots of smoke, noise, and flame...but no bullet. They understood that.