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      New Members: Click Here   03/09/2017

      Hello. If you are a new member, and feel a bit apprehensive about posting in the "open" forums, or, just wish to get your "sea legs" prior to posting in the open forums, feel free to post anything you wish to talk about, in the Newbies Forum. No one will bother you, or give you any sort of grief. Everyone there is happy to help you get answers to your questions.


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  1. Expat and the wise filipino An expat wanting to use the internet in philippines As we all know internet in philippines is slow like a snail So the expat looked around at the mall for a free wifi connections He sat down at the table and try to connect to their wifi Needs a pass word so he asked the waiter May i ask whats the pass word of your free wifi Eat first sir Uh ok let me have a sandwich and a coke When he was done with his sandwich Now can you tell me the pass word Eat first sir He looked at the menu and order again When he was done Now can you give me the pass word Eat first sir I am full i cant eat anymore What is the pass word Eat first sir is the pass word
  2. Expat w/ not so stupid brother inlaw after all lol An expat married to pinay While he was out sight seeing He recieved a call from his mother inlaw His wife is at the hospital giving birth He asked the mother inlaw who took her to the hospital She said her brother Cut short Upon arriving at the hospital He asked the nurse about his wife She gave birth to twins Who named my twins girl and a boy Your brother inlaw Ohhh god not that stupid ass What did he name my daughter Daniece sir Hmmm good name i guess his not so stupid after all What did he name my boy Danephew
  3. They will? I hope i can get one before that then
  4. If your saying innova have apretty decent ride Then i must probably really hate that hi ace van lol My friend have an innova and hated the ride Its a diesel standard stick shift That darn thing is loud and ride is not so smooth lol
  5. Too bad they dont have the toyota sienna I like my new van
  6. I have a driver two of them I dont go anywhere without em Are you saying not all gasoline stations carry unleaded gasoline lol
  7. Wow thanx bud Yeah i was looking at the alphard also What i didnt like about it Shorter less room for luggages And the front grill its annoying lol Doesnt look like a van looks more like an suv But ill take your advice tho take a ride and see Do they even let you do a test drive tho Its even better lol Over taking with a diesel is insane hahaha Floor the gas and only the engine sounds goes faster hahah
  8. An expat married to pinay On his death bed Expat: darling promise me one thing Pinay: anything honey Expat: when i die i want all of my money to be burried with me in my casket Pinay: yes honey i promise When the expat died The pinay friends asked her did you really put all of his money On the casket Her reply Yes ofcourse thats what he wanted I write him a check
  9. Thinking of getting one of them hi ace van For long distance road trips Manila to ilocos this van would be perfect. My question is Would it be posible to pay it here cash in hawaii And just pick em up at the toyota car dealer in manila Will i save more if i pay it here?
  10. My new bike honda xr not bad for riding around
  11. These guys are nuts I made them repainted one of our old house And they put up those bamboos and just started climbing on them no safety harness hahahah Sand paper the whole thing with hand Preassure wash primer sand paper wash and 3 coats of paints Whole months job for 250k php