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  1. I have used them. They are sensitive to cable length, and will not work at all if you have an inverter on your system! Other than that, if you just want a temp connection into another room, great! But I would hard wire it if it was anything more than a temporary fix!
  2. When sailors were real sailors! "Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy." Hardy: "Aye, aye sir." Nelson: "Hold on, that's not what I dictated to Flags. What's the meaning of this?" Hardy: "Sorry sir?" Nelson (reading aloud): "' England expects every person to do his or her duty, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, religious persuasion or disability.' - What gobbledegook is this?" Hardy: "Admiralty policy, I'm afraid, sir. We're an equal opportunities employer now. We had the devil's own job getting 'England ' past the censors, lest it be considered racist." Nelson: "Gadzooks, Hardy. Hand me my pipe and tobacco." Hardy: "Sorry sir. All naval vessels have now been designated smoke-free working environments." Nelson: "In that case, break open the rum ration. Let us splice the mainbrace to steel the men before battle." Hardy: "The rum ration has been abolished, Admiral. Its part of the Government's policy on binge drinking." Nelson: "Good heavens, Hardy. I suppose we'd better get on with it .......... full speed ahead." Hardy: "I think you'll find that there's a 4 knot speed limit in this stretch of water." Nelson: "Damn it man! We are on the eve of the greatest sea battle in history. We must advance with all dispatch. Report from the crow's nest please." Hardy: "That won't be possible, sir." Nelson: "What?" Hardy: "Health and Safety have closed the crow's nest, sir. No harness; and they said that rope ladders don't meet regulations. They won't let anyone up there until a proper scaffolding can be erected." Nelson: "Then get me the ship's carpenter without delay, Hardy." Hardy: "He's busy knocking up a wheelchair access to the foredeck Admiral." Nelson: "Wheelchair access? I've never heard anything so absurd." Hardy: "Health and safety again, sir. We have to provide a barrier-free environment for the differently abled." Nelson: "Differently abled? I've only one arm and one eye and I refuse even to hear mention of the word. I didn't rise to the rank of admiral by playing the disability card." Hardy: "Actually, sir, you did. The Royal Navy is under represented in the areas of visual impairment and limb deficiency." Nelson: "Whatever next? Give me full sail. The salt spray beckons." Hardy: "A couple of problems there too, sir. Health and safety won't let the crew up the rigging without hard hats. And they don't want anyone breathing in too much salt - haven't you seen the adverts?" Nelson: "I've never heard such infamy. Break out the cannon and tell the men to stand by to engage the enemy." Hardy: "The men are a bit worried about shooting at anyone, Admiral." Nelson: "What? This is mutiny!" Hardy: "It's not that, sir. It's just that they're afraid of being charged with murder if they actually kill anyone. There's a couple of legal-aid lawyers on board, watching everyone like hawks." Nelson: "Then how are we to sink the Frenchies and the Spanish?" Hardy: "Actually, sir, we're not." Nelson: "We're not?" Hardy: "No, sir. The French and the Spanish are our European partners now. According to the Common Fisheries Policy, we shouldn't even be in this stretch of water. We could get hit with a claim for compensation." Nelson: "But you must hate a Frenchman as you hate the devil." Hardy: "I wouldn't let the ship's diversity co-ordinator hear you saying that sir. You'll be up on disciplinary report." Nelson: "You must consider every man an enemy, who speaks ill of your King." Hardy: "Not any more, sir. We must be inclusive in this multicultural age. Now put on your Kevlar vest; it's the rules. It could save your life" Nelson: "Don't tell me - health and safety. Whatever happened to rum, sodomy and the lash?" Hardy: As I explained, sir, rum is off the menu! And there's a ban on corporal punishment." Nelson: "What about sodomy?" Hardy: "I believe that is now legal, sir." Nelson: "In that case....................kiss me, Hardy."
  3. It's a good deal,but I would rather swim than go to sydney!
  4. No problem! Just deport both of them! Love conquers all!
  5. Yes all you say is true! Question? What country on the planet is this same S*** not going on?
  6. It was true when it really had coke in it!
  7. Just don't bring your asian chick to the west! MGTOW!
  8. Glad you are happy with them! I have no complaints either. You also have the choice of cash pick up or bank deposit!
  9. Yes it has been $4.00 for about a year now! And I think after 8 transactions you get a free transaction! ( I think it is 8, may be more) https://orbitremit.com/r/lvcxo1 It use to run out of NZ, I don't think you have to be in OZ to use them! Cheers
  10. So, what's the problem???
  11. The media is feeding its own agenda, I would put money on the only lines they read out were in support of the current public belief, that all men are S*** (white men)! It would be very interesting to get hold of the whole transcript! It is very interesting being on a jury and comparing what you get in the trial and the CRAP that the media puts out! ( been there done that!)
  12. Well as I said, Your lucky? I wonder what the result would be if we did a survey of divorced men, and asked, something like: Are you happy with the results? Remember males are trained and shamed to suck it up, be a man, take it up the arse! What do you think the honest result might be! The overwhelming cause of divorce is: da bitches!!! Statistically around 70% are initiated by them! Why, divorce is a business, the media promotes it, the governments promote it, lets not mention the lawyers! Try finding a criminal lawyer in the phone book? family law,family law,family law,family law,family law,family law,family law,family law,ambulance chaser! GET THE IDEA? In the west now, no male with half a brain should get married, live with or leave a used condom any where these filthy sluts can get hold of it!!
  13. Obviously you have been through it? NOT! The fact that you believe in the court system says it all!!!! You have NO EFing idea!!!! ( your lucky, pray it continues)
  14. You cannot assume anything!!!! You can only push someone so far I have no doubt that the feminazi media and Oz governments will `prove` that it was all the Mans fault( as usual!) he was abusive, he F***ed the dog, etc,etc! Unless you have been through this kind of S*** you can have no idea how bad it can get!!!